Baldo

The last name of an Aussie Sheila that apparently fits the description of a fat, bald kid with brown hair.

Oi Baldo! You're a fat kid

by CallMeCunt February 14, 2020

Balloon Knot Slap

Being hit in the face with a tied used condom full of semen.

Hey Pete, I can't believe your dad balloon Knot Slapped me last night!

by Toneage February 17, 2020

Balloon girl

A female who believes she has the appearance of a balloon. Street smart but very lazy and not bothered to do work. Binges on shrek the musical and Lebanese men

Oh god she’s checking him out. It’s probably a balloon girl.

by Mkb March 25, 2020

Balconingalong

The act of numerous Italians gathering on their balconies to join together in unified sing alongs during the Coronavirus lockdown.

"The world watched as the Italian people joined in singing balconingalongs to entertain one another during the Covid-19 pandemic".

by Imbrockstone March 27, 2020

Balloon

When you are so horny that you feel you are about to pop down there. Like you need to release everything down there or else you can no longer hold in your desires.

I haven’t masturbated in a few weeks and I feel I’m growing a balloon

by Queerjade47 April 14, 2020

Balloon knot

A tiny stink hole that looks like a tied up balloon knotted up nicely.

Angela asked her doctor if it was safe for her boyfriend rod to bust open her sphincter. Angela’s doctor replied, “Your balloon knot is tied tighter than a Boy Scout knot but that it would take a lot of lube to bust that knot wide open.

by Doctor cherry popper June 12, 2020

balhoso

quando alguém diz algo sem qualquer sentido.

Enquanto vocês iam cagando iam ficando com os rolos se mandaram-nos para o lixo caguem mais para limpar mais vezes o cu
balhoso

by JOÃOgsilva May 25, 2020