Bait

A over weight woman (PAWG) walking aimlessly though rough parts of the city AKA the Hood

Jane: hey mom I am going to go for a walk.

Mom: you can’t your literally BAIT to all the hoodlems

by Fecalmatter69 June 5, 2021

Fate Baiting

Confidently proclaiming something will not happen, in the hope that by declaring it won’t happen, you’ll coerce fate into actually making it happen.

“Listen man, I just know there’s no way I’ll score this weekend but just in case, I'm fate baiting”

or

“I know for sure I won’t pass that exam next week but just in case here's a fate bait”

by travors June 9, 2010

Noob Bait

a very inexperienced and gullible individual who says things that dirty things without realizing it

Guy: omg your soo dumb frick

Gurl: well your a prick
Guy: thats really dirty.

Gurl: NOOO its not...im going to look it up

Gurl: oh wow i TOTTALY didnt mean it like that!

Guy: omg that hilarious your such a NOOB BAIT!

by Wes;) November 9, 2011

queer bait bastard

A homosexual male that is a flammin homo and makes it very obvious that he is gay to attract other gay males.

Also used to describe metro sexual men who seem to be bordering on homosexuality.

Gay guy: I like to suck cock and take it up the ass everybody!"

Straight guy: You're a queer bait bastard aren't you?"

by fallschrimjagerpanzerfaust November 9, 2013

Whale bait

Guys and girl that unconsciously attract fat people.

Apparently I'm whale bait because last night all the fat girls were trying to flirt with me.

by austin89 January 16, 2016

Sound Bait

An audio or video clip from a public figure, celebrity, or politician, that is deliberately provocative. The clip is then picked up by Buzzfeed and its competitors, and is instantly turned into click bait, giving the speaker free publicity and attention. Donald Trump is the most frequent and effective user of sound bait

Sound bait from Donald Trump: "I will build a Great Wall, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall"
*5 minutes later*
Buzzfeed: Which crazy Donald Trump quote describes you the best? Take this quiz to find out!

Upworthy: Donald Trump just said something REALLY awful about Mexico, but watch this video to see how an 8 year old girl proved him wrong!
Gawker: Watch Donald Trump's Latest Idiotic Bigoted Racist Blunder!

by kurbak September 21, 2016

Sheboygan-bāiter

A person who chokes their chicken while choking themselves all the while thinking they're smarter than everyone else in Wisconsin.

I believe generations of people in Sheboygan, WI were born in a pumpkin patch as a result of thousands of years of Sheboygan-bāiter

by James Westen December 26, 2018