2 definitions by Fecalmatter69

Ass Taco

When you didn’t wipe thoroughly and there is still fecal matter still left behind in your ass hair.

David: Hey man I had an Ass Taco up until 30mins ago.

Steven: Dang dude, those are the worst.

David: ya I know I had to shave my ass hair because it hurt so bad to pull the feces out of my ass hair.

by Fecalmatter69 November 14, 2020

Bait

A over weight woman (PAWG) walking aimlessly though rough parts of the city AKA the Hood

Jane: hey mom I am going to go for a walk.

Mom: you can’t your literally BAIT to all the hoodlems

by Fecalmatter69 June 5, 2021