Fecalmatter69's definitions

Bait

A over weight woman (PAWG) walking aimlessly though rough parts of the city AKA the Hood

Jane: hey mom I am going to go for a walk.

Mom: you can’t your literally BAIT to all the hoodlems

by Fecalmatter69 June 5, 2021

Ass Taco

When you didn’t wipe thoroughly and there is still fecal matter still left behind in your ass hair.

David: Hey man I had an Ass Taco up until 30mins ago.

Steven: Dang dude, those are the worst.

David: ya I know I had to shave my ass hair because it hurt so bad to pull the feces out of my ass hair.

by Fecalmatter69 November 13, 2020