Battle Penguin

Military slang for the F-35 Fighter Jet because it has stumpy little wings.

That’s for gen 4 vs gen 4. Put a Raptor or Battle Penguin as the F-35 is nicknamed because its wings are relatively short compared to its length in the fight…toast. Even US fighters would be toast, AESA or not.’

by anonymous March 4, 2023

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Battle of Bethlehem

Following Jesus’ birth, the vile Ricardo Da Stinki decided to attempt to poison the young infants mind using a substance known as “gas”. Safari Al caught word of this, and decided to send his prophets HuvvyPatty and Ogindu Vogindu to battle Ricardo. They finally found Ricardo in a town called Bethlehem and the battle ensued. Rather quickly though, Ricardo was defeated and had to retreat without Jesus...

Damn this fool so weak it remind me of Ricardo in the Battle of Bethlehem...

by Slater89 October 8, 2020

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Tornado battle

The tornado battle is the act(a quite homosexual one) of spinning your erect penis in a tornado motion into another persons penis that is still and erect. The point is to hold out for as long as possible-like a game of uncle.

"Me and damian had a crazy tornado battle, I lasted 5 minutes but he ended up cumming on my dick, I think he's gay"

by THE401SAVAGE April 1, 2016

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Fortnite Battle Pass

Fortnite battle pass
I just shit out my ass
Booted up my PC, 'cause I need, need
To get that Fortnite battle pass
I like Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite?
I like Fortnite, it's night time
I mean it's five o' clock, that's basically night time
Y'all remember Cartoon Network, adventure time?
Fortnite battle pass
I just shit out my ass
Booted up my PC, 'cause I need, need
To get that Fortnite battle pass
I like Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite?
I like Fortnite, it's night time
I mean it's five o' clock, that's basically night time
Y'all remember Cartoon Network, adventure time?

fortnite battle pass

by rgnwhbntwfgenwyhm May 5, 2022

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