by eda-skip October 8, 2021
Get the Angel of Justicemug. A douche bag who thinks he can do tricks on television like float and walk on water. But he is a fraud just like a person who can do card tricks.
by MrCrimXen May 6, 2010
Get the Criss Angelmug. 
Get the nut angelmug. Criss Angel is what some people call an "illusionist", although I prefer to think of him as a comedian, because there is no way that he takes himself seriously. His "stunts" are performed in front of a "live audience" which mostly consists of gullible ditzy girls and/or druggies in a city park; this is why the people on his show believe that he can really pull a woman's torso off and have her two halves walk away. While entertaining, his act is clearly not real. If you believe he went through a wood chipper, you've got a problem.
Criss Angel has a show called Mindfreak that is really hard to watch without falling out of your seat from intense lawling.
by zomgzhaxed January 5, 2009
Get the Criss Angelmug. “I can’t believe they took away Alex Angell’s bazooka!”
“I know! Who would take anything away from a God?”
“I know! Who would take anything away from a God?”
by Ms. Tish September 23, 2018
Get the alex angellmug. when a woman is giving a man head and he cums in her mouth. He proceeds to slap her in the back of the head causing the semen to come out her nose.
by the filthy phillie May 13, 2006
Get the sloppy angelmug. The act of flopping yourself down onto a carpeted floor and going through the same motions that you would to make a snow angel. This is usually attempted and/or accomplished while intoxicated. Depending on your attire, or lack thereof, this process can cause some substantial carpet burns.
Also, depending on the depth of the carpet, you may or may not actually see angelic-shaped results.
Also, depending on the depth of the carpet, you may or may not actually see angelic-shaped results.
by Woobey June 25, 2016
Get the Carpet Angelsmug.