A male human being who does not care about you and cares only about himself. He is the kind of guy who tries not to care about a woman's emotions when it doesn't get him laid. He may feign feelings when a woman is on top of him however he is just using a practiced act. He is the kind of individual who asks you to text him and never texts back causing ridiculous amounts of frustration and confusion.
Assholes are often good looking and popular. This allows them to act as if the know the definition of cool and sexy and decide wether others fit this definition or not.
Deep down an asshole may be a sweet and good person but he is shallow, selfish and outwardly sexual which blocks off his good qualities. He remains however completely irresistible to a few people who foolishly forgive his behaviours and choose to see past them.
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Assholes are often good looking and popular. This allows them to act as if the know the definition of cool and sexy and decide wether others fit this definition or not.
Deep down an asshole may be a sweet and good person but he is shallow, selfish and outwardly sexual which blocks off his good qualities. He remains however completely irresistible to a few people who foolishly forgive his behaviours and choose to see past them.
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Girl 1: Why arn't you meeting up with Jake?
Girl 2: Because he asked me to hook up with him and then when I tried to set up a date he ignored me. In short he is an Asshole.
Girl 1: But you still like him?
Girl 2: Of course I do.
Girl 2: Because he asked me to hook up with him and then when I tried to set up a date he ignored me. In short he is an Asshole.
Girl 1: But you still like him?
Girl 2: Of course I do.
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Increasing the price of something simply because the buyer is an asshole and you deserve to get more money for having to deal with them.
If this guy doesn't quit being a pest, I'm going to charge him the asshole price of $30 for the movie instead of the $10 I was going to ask.
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A public place of attraction for shoppers, social misfits and loiterers in general, situated in an unsavory location.
A public place of attraction for shoppers, social misfits and loiterers in general, situated in an unsavory location.
"Hey Rat, what are you up to tonight ?" .. "Hi Cog, I think I might just bum around the Rectumangle, maybe steal a car and do some burn-outs in ASSHOLE PLAZA carpark."
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