aperape

Aperape is an action of extreme physical violence while in a state of uncontrolled rage.

This word shares the same etymology as it's synonym apeshit.

Dillon aperaped Kyle for taking the last beer.

by ArsonIsFun June 1, 2007

apedexticonvorsationalist

A person that can hold 2 or more conversations with one other person at the same time.

Sam: is that girl talking to you lol
Kevin: did you know the light inside i diamond flows 100,000 mps SLOWER than regualr light (miles per second)
Kevin: no
Sam: woah that's neat
Kevin: i know!
Sam: haha what's wrong with her
Kevin: im so cool
Kevin: shes scared of me
Sam: yeah you're the coolest
Kevin: wow two convorsations at once
Sam: haha we're
apedexticonvorsationalists

by Lucky227 (Sammy) January 30, 2004

apestonkers

A condition of extreme pain and confusion resulting in violence directed at all living things.

Sam and Jason disliked their roommate, Stonks, considerably. One night they put jalapeno juice in his eye contact solution so that the next morning, when he put his contacts on,Stonks fell to his knees in writhing agony. Knowing someone had to pay but not knowing who, Stonks went apestonkers on Rio de Janeiro, sending thirty humans and other mammals to the hospital, including many who were on the wrong end of a Stonks donkey kick.

by Jerry Manderpubes January 29, 2007

Apex Gamer

The Apex Gamer has the unique ability to quickly master the techniques behind every video game he plays. Her skill is most apparent while playing real-time strategy games like Starcraft, or battle arenas like League of Legends. While playing against the Apex Gamer in a friendly or social circumstance, he may allow his opponent to win a respectable number of matches. But during competitive play, she is only rivaled by another Apex.

Most Apex Gamers do not revel in victory. They have grown accustomed to winning, and it is not a thrill unless they feel that they are properly challenged. They avoid bragging for fear of offending their less skilled friends. They find it most relaxing when facing off against self-proclaimed baddies, because there is no stress or fear of causing social tension.

Damn, Tom, another flawless victory? You're some kind of apex gamer.

Yeah, you don't want to challenge Sara, she's an apex gamer. You'll just end up humiliating yourself.

by smithesquire August 30, 2013

Apex Legends

The game you play when u want to bully little kids

God I’m a fucking legend and apex legends

by CleetustheFeetus February 21, 2019

Apex Legends

The new game that no one at my school will shut up about

Friend: "Have you heard of fortnite?"
Me: "Wtf that was so like 5 months ago, now its Apex Legends."

by doodly dab doodly dab February 13, 2019

Apex

The act of aggressively pursuing one of the preferred sex. In the same way that an apex predator will viciously stalk and attack its prey. Often times without the target being aware.

John: "Did you see the way Maria was all over Mike last night?!"
Fred: "Yeah! I felt like she came out of no-where, and she had him the whole night!"
John: "She definitely apexed him."

Aaron: "Hey man did you see that smoking hot girl walk in!"
Bill: "Yeah! She is so fine!"
Aaron: "Im gonna apex that chick!"

by jjeegg February 10, 2014