fap nail

When you try to take a nap but can't get to sleep so you masturbate instead.

Fail to Nap so Fap

I couldn't get to sleep so I had a fap nail

by mohawk on a motard August 3, 2016

Fap

other word for masterbation. Other phrases include
yanking the chank
launching the rocket
Tickling the pickle

Taming the snake
Rubbing the genie's lamp
Jerkin the gurian

Dude, my sister walked in on me having a fap, this isn't good

by BigOleBilly June 16, 2020

FAP

Fat Ass Pussy

When you meet a girl and you say hey that’s a FAP. My dream girl will have a fat ass pussy.

by KatyRussoProblems June 20, 2025

Dick Fap

A dildo shiting rainbows

Woah did you see that Dick Fap

by Kadens Gay November 11, 2015

FAP

F. A. P. Short for : For Academic Purposes

Used to find out about someone in order to masturbate without having to say you are going to but clearly are

What's the name of that pornstar FAP?

I need to know that name for academic purposes.

by Tibbarium August 20, 2020

croft fap fif

A croft fap fif is were your pussy turns into a cat and says hi

That croft fap fif fAM

by Yeehahahaha October 30, 2018

fap machine

When someone just can’t stop fapping…

Guy 1: *fap fap fap…*

Guy 2: Bruh? Get a room!

Guy 3: He’s been fapping for hours, I think we should leave and call the police…

*a few minutes later*

“This is the police! Put your hands up!”

Guy 1 proceeds to fap faster and faster…

“Holy fuck, he’s like a fap machine!”

*the police run away in fear of the imminent explosion…*

by bruhthisismyhandle October 20, 2022