harry webster

the sexiest, most talented person to ever graciously step foot on this planet. his pure girth is undeniably huge and his cannon ball-like testicles could bulldoze through anything willing to challenge it. his mum also wears shin pads to work.

lola: have you seen harry webster?
niamh: oh my his balls are exponential!!

by harrywebste September 6, 2021

Harry K

Is an uptight guy that loves to watch fortnite video's on YouTube. His a teacher's pet and loves to do his homework. His favourite subject is maths. If maths was a person he'd date her. He loves women but a bit too much to be allowed in a good civiliastation. He is a predator and loves touching things. But he has an ATAR of 99.95. He loves watching sex scenes for fun and loves eating berries and cream for fun.

"There is a weird guy following me," a girl said.
"Oh, it's Harry K," Said her friend.

by Dr. John Howard of Harvard February 13, 2022

Harry Francis

A really kind friend who has lots of friends but sometimes forgets about his most shyest anxious friend. Harry Francis you are a kind person. Anyone would be really happy to have a friend like you. Thank You!

"Harry Francis is very kind to me"

by Film Maker Studios 11223344 June 3, 2023

Harry Maguire

Manchester united keeper, David de gea worst fear.
Harry maguire has never learnt how to play actual football and often ends up attacking his own side of the field.
He is knonw for just 20 own goals in just 3 seasons at man united.
Often owns the song Gangsters paradise.

Harry maguire lost to a 5 year old at football .
He scored all the goals which were own goals.

by Shadowbalde 710 July 16, 2023

Indian Harry Potter

My friend Akhil.

Dom: Akhil got new glasses, he looks like Indian Harry Potter.
Jimbow: Lmao

by DomEatsToblerone March 9, 2022

Pulling a Harry Styles

To beat the absolute shit out of puberty

Girl 1: who’s that he’s hot
Girl 2: RYAN?
Girl 1: no, it can’t be
Girl 3: That fucker pulled a Harry Styles on us

Pulling a Harry styles (I have to add this)

by Slut4Harry;) February 4, 2021

a harry kirchoff

a sexual act peformed on a woman. the procedure of this is not known, but the objects needed consist of one bull african elephant, two baby chimpanzeez, and 5-7 trapeez artists. recovery from the performance of this takes two to four years

"I gave that girl a harry kirchoff"

by tennishomey200 March 27, 2009