harry webster

the sexiest, most talented person to ever graciously step foot on this planet. his pure girth is undeniably huge and his cannon ball-like testicles could bulldoze through anything willing to challenge it. his mum also wears shin pads to work.

lola: have you seen harry webster?
niamh: oh my his balls are exponential!!

by harrywebste September 06, 2021

zico pluck

the act of pulling your testicles over your flaccid penis to make it look like a rotisserie chicken

aaraska: i heard you had fun last night
zstrap: uno it b man zico plucked manself

by harrywebste September 01, 2021

dirty zico

the dirty zico is a sexual position in which a man and a woman are in doggy position and just as the man is about to finish he pulls out, pisses, shits, vomits and cums in the air over the woman’s mouth as she looks up in astonishment and swallows the lot

Harry: me and your sister were getting freaky last night, i dirty zico’d her
zstrap: I bet she loved that!

by harrywebste September 01, 2021