Sharting my britches

When you are
1. scared to death
2. Pooping your pants
3. overly excited

that scared me so much, I was so close to Sharting my britches

by kassideeIsbetter February 18, 2023

shart

a mix between a fart and a shit

"did you fart"
"no i sharted"

by a human dictionary June 1, 2021

SHART

Shart is a fart and shit at the same time.....

It is literally in the name.

I'm gonna shart yourself....

by Aaa-ron June 20, 2021

Shart

When you try to fart but shit comes out, usually diarrhea.

John: Remember that girl Cindy? On our first date I sharted. William: Oh wow, did she notice?

by Something in my dick April 9, 2022

Shart-Knuckle

When you get fisted and shit comes out onto the hand

I once shart-knuckled a girl and her asshole exploded violently.

by acquainted fetus March 25, 2024

Shart

A fart that comes with a little more than what you bargained for.

A: Was that the whoopee cushion?
B: No, last I checked the whoopee cushion did not have a liquid feature.
A: Does that make it a shart?
B: Let's just hope he wore his brown pants to class.

by Planet Ocean January 15, 2019

Shart lord

Someone who has sharted more then 10 times in their lifetime.

Dave sharted twice in day i knew he was close to becoming a shart lord.

by indigo pup July 14, 2021