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Map it and Fap it

1. the act of google-mapping the address of your crush's house (Mapping it) and proceeding to beat off outside her window. (Fapping it)

2. The shy guy's alternative to Mark it and Park it
EX:
poor johnny was just too shy to try and pick up lisa at the bar so he decided to map it and fap it to her.
by SavoryDavory December 18, 2012
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Fap Attack

The sudden urge to masturbate...
While the Pastor gave his sermon Krys experienced a sudden fap attack.
by ShankMasterKrys August 20, 2013
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ER fap

The fine are of masterbating and blowing you load all over the room at the Emergancy Room in a hospital.
I went in last night just for a ER Fap . Was the time of my life .
by wadlust October 15, 2023
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Group Fap

When you and your homies meet up to share your time while fapping together. Its all about brotherhood.
Hey bro,are you coming to that group fap?
by NUT CRACKER 69 January 16, 2024
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fap collection

A collection of photos or videos a man uses when he faps
"What's this folder titled "homework"?"

"Don't open it it's my entire fap collection"
by Maxwellmace January 24, 2024
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Fap

Yes this word does mean

Masturbating but sometimes it could be used for shooting something at someone like a gun
by Lorenzow57 April 10, 2023
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Fapping

Fapping is 2 words combined.

Yapping and Facting; When you are yapping but you are still spitting facts = fapping
*2 people in an argument*

person 1: How am I wrong? I'm legit fapping in your face!

person 2: I can't take all of this fapping you win...
by lismsosa December 6, 2023
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