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What my friends and i call "ghetto city USA"

a town full of creeps and weirdos. i'm seriously scared to call it home. most "normal" people can't wait to get out of this town. I don't blame them...
4th of July -zion firworks-

I don't mean to sound racist but....look around. what do you see?

hmm... african american kids running around with lit bottle rockets, others trying (and not succeding) to set of their own fireworks and nearly blowing their heads off, and unwed teenage mothers with their noisy munchkins.
Zion by MANDi panda July 14, 2006
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Ghetto town in Northeast Illinois where even the Police is corrupted.
Hey mack you better make some trouble in this prison unless you want to return to zion.
zion by JOEz83 October 1, 2003
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On our safari your, my family passed by a Zion and we all were very disgusted.
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nick name for any guy who is smart a** but can be a good person
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main city in the films "The Matrix" and "The Matrix Reloaded", plus any aditional Matrix films released.
"if the war ended today, zion is where the party would be"
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Kid: dude he is so weird

Other Kid: that looks like a Zion
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Kind of not handsome. Is very annoying retarded acts slow and is a snitch. They also have been having trouble in school and gets bad grades. Also he is not helpful if you find a Zion be aware
Oh he is annoying that's definitely a Zion
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