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Zenophobic

Being in a state of zenophobia or the fear of Zen. Those who are constantly zenophobic are called Zenophobes.

The opposite is Zenophilic which is a state of love for Zen. Those who are enlightened and follow Zen are called Zennists
Make your choice, are you zenophobic or zenophilic.
by Zenophobe November 23, 2005
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Zeno's Paradox

A paradox in applied philosophy analogous to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle.

Tenet 1 - Advice or information taken from Zeno at face value will always be wrong.

Tenet 2- Investigation or contestation of any information taken from Zeno will always show it to be correct.

Corollary to Tenet 2- When such a contest is resolved in Zeno's favor (as it always will be) the contesting party will be severely mocked.

Therefore, interaction with Zeno will always result in the interacting party coming away wronged or mocked.
A bargain leather jacket was purchased on the basis of Zeno's insistence that it was real leather. As it turned out, it was not real leather. Forty dollars was lost when a hot fork punctured a whole in it.

But mocking ensued when, despite everyone's doubts and harangues, Zeno's method for estimating hourly television power costs turned out to be completely correct.

According to Tenet 1 of the paradox, if the leather jacket had not been purchased, it would in fact have been real leather.

According to Tenet 2 of the paradox, if Zeno's method for power estimation had not been knocked, the estimates it provided would have been grossly erroneous.
by Piggus McKenzie November 18, 2004
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Zendor

Mighty warrior of Eucadian decent. God like powers over all of his minions. Ladies flock to his feet like turtles to water and men want to be like him. Those who are jelous and have small manhoods are known as Chernovans, but Mighty Zendor destroys them with his TOW. He retires to his palace and eats copious amounts of creme caramel. His royal guards the Tea's are also his chums. When they're not busy destroying other clans, they like to have Space hopper races and footlong hotdog duels. Whoever's hotdog snaps - loses!
"Here Comes Zendor, hide!"
"What? Zendor? THE Zendor? Zendor of Mightyness! man, he is tough and cool"
by Zendor January 27, 2009
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Zeno

Zeno is so so so hot and super strong and sexy. If you find a Zeno you’ll wanna keep him in your life because if you don’t, you’ll regret it. His d1ck game is also strong, ask elizabeth;)
Wow! Look how hot and sexy Zeno is!!
by Zenoberkshirenanana July 21, 2021
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zenophobe

Someone who exhibits zenophobia which is the fear of Zen or anything pertaining to Zen. A zenophobe fears, mistrusts, loathes and hates Zen. The opposite would be zennists, which are those who appreciate, admire, and follow Zen.
Zenophobes are a pathetic sorry lot. I for one am a Zennist!!!
by ZPA-Berzerk November 10, 2005
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Zenbomb

A Zenbomb is a uniquely canadian twist on the jagbomb. After decades of piggybacking on the success of their southern neighbors it should come as no surprise that canadians would come up with a shortcut to spiritual enlightenment.

The Zenbomb essentially a shot of jagermeister laced with codeine that has been acquired through the cold water extraction method. Codeine in saline solution like this is extremely bitter to taste, so by adding it to jagermeister it is easier to ingest. Something about the jag greatly enhances the effects, leading to that inner peace that seems so hard to acquire.
dude, fuck yoga! You want inner peace? have a zenbomb!
by infinitely_c October 16, 2010
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zenomorph

Bughunt. In the movie Aliens, a marine leutenant uses it to describe a mission that they could be looking for nothing at all.
"all we know is that there is still no contact with the colony and that a zenomorph may be involved." "excuse me sir, a what?" "a zenomorph." "its a bughunt."
by Ryan J. Cox January 13, 2008
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