A sex act where two people proceed to shit on each other's faces and spread it evenly so that they look black. Like a more natural version of the African black soap face mask.
Jane: "I gave my husband a Zimbabwean Zamboni last night."
Bob: "How was it?"
Jane: "It would have gone pretty well if we weren't in George Zimmerman's house. He got merked."
Bob: "How was it?"
Jane: "It would have gone pretty well if we weren't in George Zimmerman's house. He got merked."
by iGotKrabzInLA November 30, 2019
Get the Zimbabwean Zambonimug. Similar to the Cleveland Steamer, the Zimbabwean Zamboni, is an act in which an individual takes a crap on another individual, the subject, and proceeds to sit on it glide forward, smearing like an ice hockey Zamboni smoothes the ice.
“Mike Hunt gave Splooge McBarron the Zimbabwean Zamboni as retaliation for receiving a Cleveland Steamer prior.”
by sploogemcdonald March 22, 2025
Get the Zimbabwean Zambonimug. The act of shoving push broom and floor squeegee handles into the anus and then walking backward to clean the ice between periods of a hockey game
"Want to go to Earl's party Saturday night?"
"Budget cuts to peewee hockey caused Wendell and I to volunteer as the Human Zambonis during the tourney. It takes a village dontcha know."
"Budget cuts to peewee hockey caused Wendell and I to volunteer as the Human Zambonis during the tourney. It takes a village dontcha know."
by moosedjelly February 6, 2025
Get the Human Zambonimug. When you forego cleaning your anus for multiple weeks, only to pull down your pants at the ice skating arena (usually on a date) and drag your butt across the entire ice surface like a dog scooting. The skidmarks create a nice contrast against the white ice surface.
Pat had a terrible time on his date.....they went ice skating..
"but at least he got to perform his brown zamboni before driving her home..."
"but at least he got to perform his brown zamboni before driving her home..."
by Brown Zamboni January 24, 2025
Get the brown zambonimug. Kevin: "Hey dude you spilled coca cola all over the marble table"
Rohan: "Zamboni!!"
Kevin: "I love vacuuming liquids in my mouth from a dirty surface!!"
Rohan: "Zamboni!!"
Kevin: "I love vacuuming liquids in my mouth from a dirty surface!!"
by Seattle2021 September 12, 2023
Get the zambonimug. by Rock_a_goth April 5, 2024
Get the Zamboni bullshitmug.