Similar to the Cleveland Steamer, the Zimbabwean Zamboni, is an act in which an individual takes a crap on another individual, the subject, and proceeds to sit on it glide forward, smearing like an ice hockey Zamboni smoothes the ice.
“Mike Hunt gave Splooge McBarron the Zimbabwean Zamboni as retaliation for receiving a Cleveland Steamer prior.”
by sploogemcdonald March 22, 2025
by sploogemcdonald March 24, 2025
Action and saying when you have to accent your words! Something cool, something disappointing happens, you get it.
Done by saying “Schw” and following with a hearty snap “the louder the better”.
Expert tip: make sure to really flick the wrist
Should be an emphasis on the sentence. Dictated by vibes.
Done by saying “Schw” and following with a hearty snap “the louder the better”.
Expert tip: make sure to really flick the wrist
Should be an emphasis on the sentence. Dictated by vibes.
by sploogemcdonald March 23, 2025