yonis

yonis: (noun) 19 year old albanian virgin immigrant who spends his days learning hip hop dance moves, "threatening" people with a cap gun, and stalking mexican guys and underage girls, but still coming up empty-handed. In the night he lurks in the shadows watching HBO Latino. Hates all races, including his own. Looks up to White Supremacist Wayne as a roll model. Believes strongly in the usage of the "N" word. Chronic masturbater. Vocabulary consists of "say somethin'" and "yo man". Compares himself to Negrodomis. Has carried the same condom in his wallet since 1993. Makes God-like predictions. Once deep throated an entire banana. Abstinent, but not by choice.

Sexual experiences include:

Girl: Are you going to YonisFest?
Her Friend: Who is Yonis?
Girl: You know the 2 stepping Albanian
Her Friend: Oh shit I saw that....no

by harrybeaver November 2, 2007

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Yonis

Pussy destroyer. Absolute sigma male chad. Gets all the women. What more needs to be said? Absolute rug muncher

I wish I were a Yonis

by SigmaJohn November 8, 2021

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Yonish

Yonish is a person who is ought to have the most magnetic and sexiest vibe in the room. Yonish, according to Japanese mythology, means a guy whose life will be flooded with women due to his irresistible personality and intelligence

“Oh my god that’s Yonish I’m already wet!”
“That dude has such a Yonish vibe”

by NotYonishLoL November 22, 2021

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yoniz

Yoniz defines a strong, darker complexion man. He is the life of the party everywhere he goes and everyone loves him. At heart he is a big goofball but he also protects his family and they mean the most to him. He is a great, loyal man who is always there for his woman. As a father he is the best provider. Yoniz is goal driven and motivated, and takes initiative to get things done. He loves his mother. He is also one of the greatest friends you can have! Yoniz values people for who they are as a person and is always excepting of others. He is super handsome with caring eyes and a big sweet smile always on his face.

You need to get yourself a Yoniz ASAP!

by queenj May 3, 2022

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Yonism

a philosophical & spiritual practice that specializes in the worship, education & empowerment of the black woman as a Deity & her vagina (called the yoni) as the most precious & sacred organism not only for the black woman but also in relation to the creation of all humanity.

Tyron believes in Yonism so much that he bows down to his Goddess & worships her!

by Salim Divïnn February 7, 2023

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