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Fountain of Youth

Having the female grab her ankles without bending her knees. Then give her a diet coke enema...as soon as the soda gets in her ass shove in a couple of mentos. The outcoming spray is the fountain of youth.
My girl blasted the wall from the fountain of youth I gave her.
by 69eater July 24, 2009
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Mid-youth crisis

Basically a mid-life crisis in your teenage years. Thinking about what you're going to do with your life, and where you're going to go from where you are.
When Sally had her mid-youth crisis, she started freaking out about which college she wanted to go to, and which career path to persue.
by WhatsAWeed July 6, 2016
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Soros Youth

The Soros Youth are the collection of largely millennials, but may include members all the way up to to the age of boomers, whom are brain-washed and deceived to the point of total loyalty to a media narrative. Due to their constant exposure to media and their inability to think for themselves they have been rendered illogical, emotional and simplistic of mind. They express dissociative thoughts in a common pattern focusing on gender and race where by they simultaneously fight against and reinforce these divisions within society. They're low sense of self esteem and self worth, coupled with they're group associated identity leads them to act animalistic an violent.

The Soros Youth's name is from one the larger financial supporters of the ideology George Soros. Their loyalty to this man and his various social movements have allowed them to further their agenda of corruption, destabilization and ultimately the treatment of humans as cattle.

They typically express a marked fear of free thought, individual liberty and Humanitarian values. However can typically deal with this through parroting and co-opting the platform or idea to combat it. This being their primary form of aggression due to the typically weak character and frail physicality.
"Oh look the Soros Youth are rioting again"

"I homeless now because the Soros Youth burnt by business"
by imperviousimperial November 7, 2020
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Youth Movement

1) A change in society emanating from younger memebers who are uneasy with the status quo.

2) A cliche term used by talking heads in the sports media which implies a team is collecting players to replace aged players.
1: The governement of Iran could possibly be toppled by a youth movement.

2: The Kansas City Royals have been in an eternal youth movement since 2003, and look where that has gotten them.
by S. J. C. May 11, 2006
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sonic youth

"Ex Models sound like Devo with Sonic Youth style noise freakouts."
by spiritualdishwasher November 5, 2003
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Youthemism

The sort of word you might find on UD... Young-people talk. That scary language they speak to each other in the streets, using their own special words for things, hang on mate I'm not wearing me hearing aid...

From euphemism and youth.
Carvy innit? Proper chavoid. Like, gert wallops an' that! Wodjerbleevit? Chudhees! 180 the beeatch sez Oi.

(a series of youthemisms overheard in Bristol, England)
by Mathilda Underfoot February 4, 2010
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Youth Allowance

A form of payment received through Centrelink for youths who are either studying, or too busy youtubing news bloopers to get a job. Youths are often encouraged, by their parents, to fill in the youth allowance form. This is because their parents are too busy at the pokies spending their kids' university savings on VBs and slot machines. The centrelink child often appears to wear all it can afford. This includes fake BAPE and singlets from Cotton On. However, if the child is one of the smarter kids, that child would save his/her money diligently and wait for interest to fatten their bank accounts. Though usually, the child's parents had created the bank accounts, therefore, the parents know the PINs and will continue to take money from their children.
Ben can spend his days watching news bloopers because he is on youth allowance, therefore, he is awesome.

Diane has to work hard because she does not directly receive her youth allowance, therefore, she is not as awesome as Ben.
by Captain Man December 20, 2008
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