read and write

What gangbangers can't do.

ya'll niggas need to kook up kokane wif bking soda and sell it.
Learn how to read and write worthless niggers

by Adrian December 28, 2005

Dick writing

Using one's cum as ink and one's dick as a pen.

"My boyfriend was dick writing on my boobs the other day, he came so much I thought he was writing the Declaration of Independence on them. All I could make out was his John Hancock."

by musefan1986 July 11, 2016

writing a check

When you realize after a poop you haven't wiped enough and you go back to finish wiping.

AWW CRAP! MY NEW UNDERWEAR! I gotta go write a check, brb.

by Carlow Motowski July 26, 2005

write off

To be dumped. Taken from the Real World: Austin.

Boy: I am writing you off.
Girl: Your writing me off.
Boy: To some degree, yes.

by Long Johnson July 29, 2005

Writing Stick

An idiot's name for a pencil.

Andrew, can I borrow your writing stick?

by bbh4697 October 1, 2008

Write bars

When you’re a pioneer of lyrics (lyrical miracle) thus being far too qualified to spit the bars you write the bars for the rappers to spit

Everyone knows that AJ doesnt spIt bars, he only tends to write bars

by Pricey February 7, 2018

Alt-write

The politically correct way of calling someone a "grammar nazi".

Please don't refer to me as a grammar nazi anymore. I'd prefer to be call alt-write.

by bar terminology December 8, 2016