by woof October 1, 2004
Get the Woofmug. 
how to tell if your an uglyass bitch:
1- your name is heather
2-you date chad hobson
3-your hair looks like something my cat would shit
4-you never brush your teeth
5-you like chad's microscopic penis
6-you look like a racoon! (lighten up on the eyeliner...i would rather date shamoo)
7-CALL JENNY CRAIG!
8-plastic surgery is your friend
9-paper bags are great accessories for going out in public
10-buy a douche...you smell like a fisherman.
11-get a hair cut...(if you know what i mean...tame the beast!)
12-dildo's work better than your whorish hands...stop using your tooth brush! thats why your breath stinks.
.... for all you guys out there, BEWARE OF THE WOOF! Its contageous!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
1- your name is heather
2-you date chad hobson
3-your hair looks like something my cat would shit
4-you never brush your teeth
5-you like chad's microscopic penis
6-you look like a racoon! (lighten up on the eyeliner...i would rather date shamoo)
7-CALL JENNY CRAIG!
8-plastic surgery is your friend
9-paper bags are great accessories for going out in public
10-buy a douche...you smell like a fisherman.
11-get a hair cut...(if you know what i mean...tame the beast!)
12-dildo's work better than your whorish hands...stop using your tooth brush! thats why your breath stinks.
.... for all you guys out there, BEWARE OF THE WOOF! Its contageous!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
by Chad Hobson June 14, 2008
Get the WOOFmug. by Deadprez$ October 24, 2019
Get the Gentlemen woofmug. Noun. The underlying structure on which something is built; a base or foundation. This expression, used figuratively since the second half of the 1500s, alludes to the threads that run lengthwise (warp) and crosswise (woof) in a woven fabric.
"profound dislocations throughout the entire warp and woof of the American economy" (David A. Stockman).
by IAMDAOZ November 7, 2008
Get the Warp and Woofmug. (v): To anger in a certain way, like to mock or dis. When someone suspects his friend is making fun of him, he must scream "ARE YOU WOOFING ME?!?" to said person.
Chris was woofing Collin all day by teasing him about the fact that his favorite basketball team lost in their game last weekend.
by Dakota Warren March 22, 2011
Get the Woofmug. I was going down on this eskimo bitch and when i pulled her undies off this HAIRY WOOF popped out! I felt like moses parting the red sea to find her pussy lips.
I was drunk when I met this girl and when we got naked she had a HAIRY WOOF that looked like buckwheat in a leglock!!
I was drunk when I met this girl and when we got naked she had a HAIRY WOOF that looked like buckwheat in a leglock!!
by choochie January 4, 2008
Get the hairy woofmug.