Wampus

A cat. Also known as a kitty wampus.

My mom: "AWW! Who's my little wampus?"
Cat: "Meow........"

by That One Chick9 August 26, 2009

Womps

Used like the word "sucks"

"They suspended my license."
"Man that womps!"

by CaptainRhino August 22, 2009

Wampus Pussum Cat

A mythological feline. Usually with a bad attitude. Capable of wreaking havoc and discord. It's like a Tasmanian Devil, but in cat form..

Watch out for the Wampus Pussum Cat in the woods..

by Eric Hanks May 21, 2008

whompus

Any man or woman of an obese and sexually frustrated nature with triple chins and a jacrank attitude.

Did you see that fuckin' whompus cut me off?

by Lolita & Herb November 3, 2006

Wampus Cat

A stale, often run through abyss; a gaping smelling vagina; a slut that frequents music festivals for the bubble hash; a groupie that follows the Indiana native John Mellencamp; a majestic paradox for a bottomless pit

Minks has wampus cat attributes.

Dammmnn, do u smell that wampus cat, that shit was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

by I am Wampus Cat September 19, 2011

Whompus

A vagina with balls
also see chompus...

Dude, that dyke over there has a whompus!

by jamesantwaanmcguel January 24, 2008

Closet Wampus

A six legged creature that is found in your closet. It has two legs to hold the door, and four legs to shred some more. It is of the same species of the wampus cat.

Chris: Oh no! The closet Wampus totally shredded my abercrombie sweater!!

Ryan: That sucks man. The same thing happened to me, except it was my pants.

by ryaniscool February 26, 2009