Wombat 

A person of unsurpassed random humor, extreme satire and wittiness. Accompanied by a marked, unparalleled aptitude. Frequently found basking in the mainstream social pipeline accompanied by the indulgence of alcohol. Occasionally mistaken for being crude and ruthless because of the overzealous sarcasm associated with it’s unrelenting tomfoolery.

Did you see Paul and Pedro at the bar last weekend. Those guys are straight Wombats.

Wombat by X-Ray Cat April 15, 2006

Wombat Tickler 

When you have sex on every flat surface of their house.

A Wombat Tickler is when you have sex on every flat surface of their house.

Wombat Tickler by Wombat Tickler July 20, 2011

Wombat-ass-looking head

A “wombat‘s-ass” is a term used to describe the shape of the back of one’s head. As the name suggests, a wombat-ass head possess little to no curvature, resembling, well, a wombat’s ass. The reason for such is largely due to the absence or smaller size of the occipital protuberance.

Person 1: What type of head shape do you have?
Person 2: Yeah, yeah, I have a slight wombat-ass-looking head.

Wombat-ass-looking head by gary69_ March 28, 2023

Baby Wombat 

Term to describe waxing a vagina

I am booked in for a baby wombat tommorow

Baby Wombat by Macey000000 December 29, 2018

Riding the wombat 

To get completely stoned off of marijuana, or weed. see milking the wombat

Me and my friends were riding the wombat over April vacation, and it was great!

Riding the wombat by big ange1121 April 15, 2010

down syndrome wombat 

A person who is both ugly as fuck and stupid as fuck. There is no hope of a future for this person

You are one “Down syndrome wombat” ay

down syndrome wombat by SwampDonkey2469 December 28, 2018

hand-to-hand wombat

When two women attempt to claw the other's eyes out, settling instead for the slapping of faces and pulling of hair, usually over a perceived insult or stolen man; typically confined to any TV show designed to condescend to women and thus reap huge ratings.

The words "bitch" and "whore" were screamed, soon followed by the inevitable hand-to-hand wombat.

hand-to-hand wombat by Monkey's Dad April 9, 2021