Winter Warmer

An individual (typically female) who unwittingly enters into a part-time relationship during the coldest season of the year, as drinking establishments close early and opportunities for casual sex become less available yet prohibitively more expensive, merely to satisfy someone's needs.

Distinctive pattern of a winter warmer:

- (Autumn equinox)
- Boy snares girl
- Boy invites girl to residence for sex
- (moment of climax)
- Boy turns on Sports News channel
- Girl gets bored and goes home
- Boy smiles
- (Spring equinox)
- Boy ends relationship, goes nightclubbing

by One Unintended January 7, 2012

winter fling

Winter fling- when two people team up for the winter. The couple may do things like watch movies, drink hot chocolate, go to museums, out to dinner, sex, anything to beat the winter blues. Couple is usually exclusive

Mark and I have a winter fling.

by Urbana November 22, 2014

Winter Park’d

The act of being singled out or accused unfairly by fellow co workers within a police department. Usually occurs when the administration is bored and problem employees are allowed to make false accusations resulting in an internal Affairs Investigation. Can also function as a guise to discipline current employees that are simply “not liked” members of the command staff.

“Man this department is crazy, I can’t make it through the year without getting Winter Park’d”.

by IA4LifeRozner January 26, 2019

Winterbourne Academy

what do i say about this retarded, full of smokers, slags and down right sinners. this school cares more about the quality of your uniform then your work. don’t have a blazer? good luck getting into your GCSE exam. and not to mention the seagulls who swarm the playground. oh and all the teachers have a slight aroma of loneliness and coffee

‘bro i just went to Winterbourne Academy for a manage move’
‘how was it’
‘fucking disgusting i think i have autism now

by Don’t hate just relate November 8, 2019

Ethan Winters

The cutest man ever I swear the things I would do to fuckinf ethan winters 😍🙏

person 1: who’s the cutest/sexiest/hottest/handsomest/prettiest/adorable re character?

person 2: ethan winters.

by ethanwintersloverlol August 17, 2022

Wintersun

An extremely talented new band formed by former Ensiferum member Jari Mäenpää. They play extremely good fast folk/melodeath/power metal. Their first album, the self titled "Wintersong" features only Jari playing every instrument except drums and Kai Hahto playing drums.

1: Did you get that Wintersun album?
2: Hell yeah, they rock!

by Laurence May 13, 2005

Winter wife

A girl who is strung along by a boy during the Wintertime purely for sexual gratification, only to be dumped in the Summertime when the going is easy. If the girl falls in love too soon, is high-maintenance, or pleads to spend more time with her boyfriend than he is willing to offer, the relationship may end abruptly, shortly before Xmas or Valentines Day. But if the girl finds conditions to be congenial and bites her tongue, the relationship will run early- to mid-Summer, at which point she is discarded so her "boyfriend" can go on the holiday he secretly booked solely for himself when they were still together.

Dylan: You're the perfect winter wife
Kristine: What did you just call me?
Dylan: Oops! I meant, we will always be together
Kristine: Promise?
Dylan: Yeah sure :p

by Unintended November 27, 2012