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spicy wiener schnitzel 

the act of basting your penis in tabasco sauce and having a german shepard perform fellatio on your fiery flavored wiener.
Jeff : hey Lassie, ya hungry girl? well i've got your favorite. just wait a minute while i fix you a spicy wiener schnitzel.

big wiener sami 

Big weiner sami is a person with the biggest wiener in the entire world her wiener is 501092982817737371761829292919 miles long
Did you see Big wiener sami I saw it in Yemen the other day.
big wiener sami by Big booty badr February 24, 2020

Winter sex 

The efficiently warm (and convenient) method of intercourse, typically preferred after a hot beverage, requiring little to no removal of clothing for penetration to occur
"Baby I don't feel like it tonight, it's too cold".... "No worries, we'll just have winter sex"

"It's just winter sex, your pants won't go below mid-thigh"

"Boxers with the opening in front were made for winter sex"

"Alaskans are experts in the art of winter sex"
Winter sex by Mr. Boynish December 14, 2012

wiener sausage 

A wiener sausage is someone with a small penis but it's god damn cute. Have you seen a wiener sausage?
I have a wiener sausage down my pants.
wiener sausage by Abwilly July 6, 2016

Winter-Soldiered 

A case where a fictional character is brainwashed into doing something they don’t want to do. Named after Bucky Barns the Winter Soldier.
Dude, character’s name was winter-soldiered in insert tv show, movie, book or game.

Spoon Wiener Slapper 

Someone who walks into local grocery stores and slaps his wiener with a spoon while walking like he just got ass banged.
"It's the Spoon Wiener Slapper!"

*slap slap slap slap slap*