Windshield-Smearing

The act of, either voluntarily or involuntarily, ceasing one's life by being hit with either the front or the rear of a moving vehicle, most commonly a Jeep, but occasionally a military tank, APC, or, in rare cases, a transport helicopter. Most commonly heard of in 'First Person Shooter' games like "Call of Duty" and "Command & Conquer: Renegade", but it has been known for this to happen in "Real-Life". But in "Video Games", Windshield-Smearing is sually followed by loud, side-splitting laughter from the 'Smear-er', and loud, audible curses from the 'Smear-ee', both of which will be typed out and posted "in-Game" after a period of about 30 seconds.

Oh my GOD!!! I just smeared a WIndshield!!!

by Boxymoron February 9, 2005

windshield wiper

an act of foreplay in which the male taps his penis repeatedly from inner thigh to opposite inner thigh on another partner, varying speed levels

"babe, i want you to do the windshield wiper to me tonight"
*tap* *tap*
*squeals of pleasure*

by masterpoopsock January 12, 2014

Wiendish

Simultaneously "fiendish" and "weasel-like". Something outwardly weak yet possessed of inner malice or slyness. Feeble yet nasty.

Famous examples of wiendishness: Ben Linus (goggle-eyed bad guy of TV show "Lost"), Gollum

"So you've grown a wispy little beard and now your cracking on to your mate's bird? Wiendish on all counts, buddy"

by Frankie Wordsmith December 28, 2007

Winished

The combination of win and finished. Meaning to win and finish the game. A verb

-u winning?

-aye just winished

by tavor21 January 22, 2012

bulgarian windshield wipers

When you nut all over your girlfriends glasses, then take your dick and wipe it off in the motion of a windshield wiper 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦

My boyfriend asked me if I wanted my glasses clean, he then asked if I wanted Bulgarian windshield wipers, not knowing what it was, I said yes! Next thing I know he blows his load all over my glasses and wipes them with his sick!

by Nut blaster February 2, 2017

windshield wiper

When a woman is wearing glasses while giving you oral pleasure, she pulls your member out of her hot mouth and begins wiping it back and forth across her spectacles while you "NUT" joyously. Thus immitating the windshield wash and wiping actions.

Dude, Tom and Suzie were doing 69 when she gave herself the windshield wiper.

by Logan Bishop January 11, 2009

windshield wiper

blowing a load on a girl's face, then taking your manhood and using it as a wiper blade to smear it all over her face.

when that ho was done blowing me i gave her the "windshield wiper".

by supercron78 October 21, 2003