Win-Challenged

Politically correct description of a loser

Teacher: “Where is Nick?”
Nick’s Sister: “He missed the bus this morning.”
Teacher: “That gut-bucket probably spent twenty minutes just trying to tie his shoe laces. What a win-challenged excuse for lumpy lard that kid is."

by Heisenbeast - Lord of Hounds March 22, 2019

win the bike

verb: the act of engaging in anal sex with a woman without having performed vaginal sex together on any previous occasion

Peter: Dude, I like, totally boned Shirley last night.
Max: Dude, I heard she's fuckin crazy in bed.
Peter: Dude, you don't even know. We've never even talked, and she just stuck it in her butt.
Max: Fuck dude, you won the bike!
Peter: Yeah bro - I'm a fuckin LEGEND

Vincent: Dude, I win the bike with so many bitches
Herbert: Bullshit. Everyone knows that's just a myth. No one actually wins the bike.
Vincent: Bro, don't trip. Ho's dig it.

by bawssss May 5, 2011

Win-Win-Win

A solution to a conflict which not only benefits both parties involved, but also benefits the mediator for having successfully mediated a conflict. Deemed the most optimal result of a conflict and coined by Michael Scott in the Conflict Resolution episode (twenty-one of season two) of The Office.

Making the poster into a T-shirt and forcing Oscar to wear it was quite a win-win-win solution.

by Free6000Bush July 1, 2011

win on

to hook up with or pash, usually involving some random whose name you never got in the first place or can't remember. Can also refer to engaging in some form of carnal knowledge without actually possessing any or very little information regarding your conquest.

Girl 1: "did you win on?"
Girl 2: "yeah...then I hid in the bathrooms all night."

Boy 1: "so I met this girl, and we won on, and I got her digits and tried to call but it was the wrong number."

by Mel January 10, 2005

Win Lord

title given to a person who consistently wins in life!

Ie a WINNER

Mate do you know patrick gorman?

yeah i met him the other night he is an actual win lord...

by mpjgorman January 9, 2012

win and gold

Used to describe something very good. The opposite of 'poo and fail'.

'That game was made of win and gold.'

by Jetski June 11, 2006

win't

contraction of will not, different version of won't because there is not an o in will

I win't be going to the party with you, noone like you there!

by Atakith September 25, 2006