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Wilkes-Barre 

Up-and-coming city in Northeastern Pennsylvania. The de facto hub of the Wilkes-Barre/Scranton/Hazleton metro area which is home to over 600,000 people. Like most Pennsylvania cities, Wilkes-Barre went through hard times in the latter part of the 20th century, but for the past decade or so, the city has been on a serious rebound along with its more notorious, but less happening neighbor, Scranton. With all of the renovations, the scenery in Wilkes-Barre has become very charming, including Northampton and Main, the beautiful riverside areas near Wilkes University, the new PA Dept. of Labor building, new antique downtown lighting system, and the loads of mid to upscale shopping establishments near the arena. Wilkes-Barre is the original home to HBO and Planters Peanuts and there are over 8 colleges/universities both in and around the city. Perhaps not the best place on the planet but a very decent affordable pleasant city located conveniently right outside of the Eastern Seaboard.
During presidential elections, Wilkes-Barre, a swing area in a swing state, becomes a noisy circus of national personalities, including George W. Bush, Al Gore, John Kerry, Rudy Giuliani, Laura Bush, Dick Cheney, and Hillary Clinton.
Wilkes-Barre by BrianPK August 14, 2006
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A crazy, open house, high school party big enough and just as good, if not better, as a college party.
teen 1: hey you gonna go to that party tonight?

teen 2: hell yea man I heard it's gonna be a wilker!
wilker by JimmyTwoShooz December 22, 2013
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Milkin' the Wilkins 

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Wilkes-Barre 

Wilkes-Barre not as redneck as Pottstown and Wellsboro... Where RAPE AND MURDER is not news to a citizen.
Wilkes-Barre not as redneck as Pottstown and Wellsboro
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Wilkes-Barre 10 

A woman whose ranking of attractiveness is only a 10 in the city of Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania, but is comparable to a 5 or 6 in other civilized areas of the world.
Mike: "Hey, Ray! Did you see Nicole yesterday?
Ray: 'Yeah, she's a Wilkes-Barre 10 for sure'
Someone who has unwavering perseverance and wisdom.
You really show Wilkey when you are confronted by hard times.
Wilkey by Artificial Wizard October 28, 2020