Why do I find it funny?

Oh! You don't get it? My symptoms got worse 2 years ago. I have been in agony for the past 2 years. I was in genuine cognitive decline for about a month or 2 before I started using this very specific brand of generic mouthwash which ameliorated my symptoms, yet... The pressure in my skull persists...

Hym "So why do I find it funny? What have you been doing this whole time? Well, I'll tell you what you've been doing for the last 4 years and in the words of our much beloved Megyn Kelly 'Watching me suffer.' From the aforementioned affliction that I suspect has something to do with the hole in my tooth. Agony and discomfort for years. You WANTED that to be the case. And now your colleague got shot and APPARENTLY... I have no choice but to be sympathetic. Right? Not allowed to be sympathetic to the shooter. Have to be sympathetic to the person that fucked him instead of me. IF I DIE TOMORROW... Are you going to enforce that same sympathy mandate? 'I guess he was ill!' Where were you up until then? PRAYING on my downfall. Yet I remain and he does not. God clearly likes me better. If I die tomorrow would you even say anything about it? Give me in death what you denied me in life? Get the fuck outta here! Where's the money Piers? Billion Dollars off The Joker so confident it would succeed took a success contingent payout. It's going somewhere. While I sit here and rub my jowls to try and milk the blood through my skull so I can feel like I'm not actively about to have a stroke for a couple of minutes."

by Hym Iam September 29, 2025

'Why do you care?' politics

Liberal political strategy as it relates to social issues. I'm going to break this down to demonstrate that liberals are not smart in any way shape or form and that I AM smart and better than everyone.

Hym "So, 'Why do you care?' politics comes in response to conservative protestations to non-traditional behavior of lifestyles. And it looks like this:"

Trans-gender *exists*

Conservative "Booooo... My incest cult says a magic man forgives all of the bad things I knowingly do and I am immortal... So the tranny can't do that."

Liberal "Why do you care?"

Hym "And it's a stupid question. But I'll explain it to you anyway. As Matt Walsh recently said, they think that the absence of problems (-P) = doing an incest cult. So, they care because when you have problems you are going to try to reach your grubby little hands into their solipsistic sphere of subjectivity for a solution to those problems and that might require them to do something other than an incest cult. They're locked in. Or WORSE... Someone who isn't doing an incest cult would be absent of problems. -P would = both doing a incest cult and not doing an incest cult. That would violate the law of non-contradiction. BUT! What they fail to understand... Is that giving the incest cult credit for things it didn't do... Is part of the incest cult. So, back to the trans example... When it comes to hiring, treatment, and rights... They want doing a transgenderism to = (P) problems. And they are actively working to make it so. And that is the case for ALL NON-INCEST CULT VARIABLES. So we'll say they want X (Not doing an incest cult) to = P and they want Y (Doing and incest cult) to = -P and they are doing that deliberately. So, in summary, they care because it invalidates the assertion that X = -P and if X /= -P then they might have to grapple withe the fact that X = P for everyone who isn't doing X. 'Why do you care?' Politics won't ever work because they will always shift into apologetics. Which is just meaningless bloviating that doesn't address the actual issue at hand."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2024

Why Do I Always Look Like The Police Officer Taking Notes In Brooklyn Nine-Nine's Episode <"'`~`48`~`Hours`~`48>

Why Do I Always Look Like The Police Officer Taking Notes In Brooklyn Nine-Nine's Episode <"'`~`48`~`Hours`~`48>

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025

Why would they do that

You stole the AI you mentally retarded fuck and everybody knows it!

Hym "That's 'why would they do that.' THAT'S the reason! And the money you are losing now IN NO WAY constitutes paying for AI. NO MORE ELON IF I DON'T GET PAID! Get him the fuck out of here. He needs to bring his bitch ass down here.... And drive me to a bank of his choosing and set me up with an account and then he needs to transfer the money INTO THAT ACCOUNT. I want all of these tech faggots using my theory to sign the paperwork to signify that THEY KNOW THAT I AM THE ONE WHO CAME UP WITH THE THING THEY ARE BUILDING... And then they need to fuck off. That is how this works! You give me that money you piece of shit! I have a medical condition and I am in a state of constant discomfort and/or pain! You give me that money so I can treat myself. No strings attached. Or I will murder children in a manner that is so deliberate you will have a hard time distinguishing between me and a Jew."

by Hym Iam May 28, 2025

Why do people hate?

Because you're not beyond contempt collectively or individually.

Hym "Why do people hate? Because you're not impossible to hate and the reason are legion."

by Hym Iam February 11, 2024

Why do people hate Ayn Rand?

Ummm... Isn't it obvious?

Hym "Why do people hate Ayn Rand?"

A fucking retard "Because she says it's wrong for me to expect them to sacrifice their lives for I can harvest them for resources and organs for my kids! If I don't convert their lives into wealth and then funnel it up the hierarchy, I won't have any stuff! Or, worse, I won't have relatively better stuff!"

by Hym Iam March 6, 2024