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Wheezetease

It involves heavily breathing on a woman's tits during sex.
I just wheezeteased my wife yesterday.
by Rems Husband March 12, 2018
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Wheezer

In this instance referring to online and over the phone retail sales.

A Wheezer is a customer who attempts to get the absolute lowest price on an item they desire by going back and forth between two or more retail companies, Using the previous company’s quoted price as leverage on the next company until eventually neither company will go any lower in price.

They are informally known as a Wheezer among the retail worker community due to the excessive effort they put into being a cheapskate.

It’s also an indirect reference to the stereotypical personality type of a Wheezer Which is often perceived as an obese, Low income, Caucasian couple, With various health issues, A sedentary lifestyle, And breathing issues caused by being overweight.
P2: Hey John, You have a customer asking for you on line 4, Says his name is Mike J.

P1: Dammit, It’s that damn Wheezer trying to knock the bottom out of our prices, Tell him to fuck off.

*Black-List his caller ID*
by ReactorCoreMemedown December 1, 2018
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Wheeze

A group of people that wheeze together on voice calls. Often the name of a friend group.
Us wheezes talked all night on Discord.
by Maputi Wheeze November 15, 2019
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Wheeze

A term used for describing a Type of laugh, commonly used in subtitles
Shane: Look goatman I’m dancing on your bridge it’s my bridge now
Ryan: (wheeze)
by Thatgaeshit June 8, 2020
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Wheeze

by troller12345 June 8, 2020
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Wheeled

Being inadvertently subjected to a cover of the song “Wagon Wheel;” a favorite song among people who have limited music repertoire and questionable taste.
How many times do you think I’ll get “Wheeled” at Hootiefest this weekend?
by HoltCouture January 23, 2022
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