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Wheelock College

Wheelock College is an insane asylum. There is 80% girls, 70% of them being over weight. The 20 percent of men, is fully composed of tools who think more about themselves then their education. The cafe food is worse than you're great grandmothers meatloaf. Every person of high authority only has their high school diploma. The students here are more worried about the drama, rather than their own educations. The dorm buildings have rat infestations, excluding the two 'newer dorms', who are only accessed by students with an abundance of daddy and mommy's money. The academic advisor is more worried about her lame life-metaphors - including that everyone at Wheelock drives their own bus, and Wheelock's faculty is behind us every step of the way. The library is louder than a 6 year olds basketball practice. We have no gym, athletic facilities, or decent sports teams what so ever.

And anyone is welcome! Half of our students are straight out of the funny farm, so no need to feel like you'll be rejected.
Man - "You see that crazy person over there?"

Women - "Yeah, former Wheelock College student"

Man - "Isnt it obvious?"
by Wheelock Undergrad April 24, 2011
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Wheaton Underground

your Wheaton Underground made me lose 324 lbs.
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whetto

where rich urban white kids live and try to act all ghetto even though they live in the O.C. and their parents are all rich and their neighborhoods are lined with trees and nice houses.
Skylor looks like he's from the streets but look at his drivers license and you see he just tries to act ghetto, knowing damn well he just whetto.
by fuckface October 9, 2004
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Whetto

Variation of the term Ghetto referring to a slum like neighborhood or project primarily inhabited by latino's or, as popular racial slang refers, "Wetbacks". Also refers to an object, style or lifestyle which reflects values found in such places.
Guy: "Yo man do you remember where that Mexican joint was where we snagged those awesome fish tacos?"
Friend: "Yeah man but it's in the middle of the Whetto and there are some pretty sketchy beaners in that area."

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Guy: " Bro! Where'de you get that sick bandana!? It's so Whetto!"
by Con-Man 6279 May 13, 2011
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Wil Wheaton

The definitive Alpha Nerd, well known for his fondness for All things Star Trek, Star Wars, Dungeons & Dragons, & WoW.
The sun rose red over the bloodied field of battle, and there, amongst the shattered remains of D&D miniatures, Star Trek Prop replicas and discarded WoW timecards, stood motherfucking Wil Wheaton.
by Wheaton-worshipper January 21, 2011
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whetto

Eminem is considered a whetto
by williamla July 15, 2005
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whetto

People who live in the whetto are often "wiggers" or "wangsters" it is a form of a wanna be ghetto life style place.
Sean "Those wiggers and wangsters living on first street are so from the whetto!"
Douglas "yeah i know G they all walk around with paintball guns disquised as real homey guns"
by Bulbs April 19, 2006
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