schmuck-on-wheels

derogatory term used to express disbelief towards a personal request made by somebody who appears to be taking advantage of one's good nature

originated from the classic 90's movie 'Goodfellas', and as such must be said in a heavy Italian accent.

person 1: "mate, reckon you could give me a lift to the train station at 4am tomorrow? i'll buy you a packet of skittles"
person 2: "what do i look like, a schmuck-on-wheels?"

by D-Bizz November 27, 2006

got wheels

It means like slay or pull

Damn two chicks in one night you got wheels

by Brotank2 November 25, 2015

wheelchair dope

Pot that is so potent, it incapacitates the user, making him or her a temporary quadriplegic.

"After I smoked that wheelchair dope, I couldn't fucking move for two hours."

by Adman12 September 24, 2005

I had one but the wheels fell off

A sarcastic reply, used when you don't understand what the other person is saying (commonly technical).

Frenchie: C'est ville quos muos pume rouge j'aime marsh'mallo
Paul: I had one but the wheels fell off.

or

Person A: All you have to do is remove the hydraulic overhead slip ring so the cam will meet the side flange.
Person B: Yeah, I had one but the wheels fell off.

by weavile22 December 27, 2010

witch on wheels

A boy or woman who is out to drive you mad and is on a roll of annoying you.

Louisisarightwitch on wheels

by Getyerratout!! September 15, 2009

training wheels

salt and lime added to a shot of tequila. Usually, these come with a less expensive tequila or are added for "rookies" who don't know Corazon from Twilight Zone

"Do you want to down that shot of Cuervo like a man or do you need training wheels?

by louielouie July 16, 2006

Wheels of poseidon

The greatest pirate metal band ever to grace the planet, from the wonderful green isle of ireland who write original sea shanties about pillaging, plundering and looting the rich and snobbish

Wheels of poseidon had alestorm open for piratefest 2018

by shouting will bellamy January 25, 2011