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Washerator

a word used by goons that refers to dishwasher
imma put these plates in the washerator!
by goon_ June 15, 2009
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Washeruping

The art of showering and washing up at the same time. There is no need for washing up liquid, you just use your tongue. Known to be minimalistic for people who want to save their precious time.
Bob: "Yo why is Brian in the shower with a bunch of dirty plates?"
Lilly: "His washeruping!"
Bob: "Phew! I thought he was trying to re-enact american pie by rubbing his cock on the dirty plate."
by Paleo Chase September 12, 2011
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Washernator

~n~ 1. Someone who goes to the bathroom, urinates, and then leaves without washing their hands
" Did you just see that guy leave the bathroom? He's the washernator in the office grossing everyone out!!!"
by The Kitanator January 17, 2012
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Washer piss

When an unsnipped male has finished masturbating goes to the bathroom, pinches his foreskin closed and releases his "Golden shower." This fills up the penis with urine and washes all of his semen out of his penis.
Person 1: That was a good fap.
Person 2: Did you shower after?
Person 1: Of course not.
Person 2: That's gross dude.
Person 1: Relax, i took a Washer Piss after
Person 2: Ohhh!
by Gabe NewBell December 12, 2013
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Washer Topper

A blowjob of epic proportions. A girl gets in a washing machine, and as it rotates, her mouth remains on your cock. Thus, the washer topper.
Damn I got the best blowjob I’ve ever had last night. That bitch gave me the Washer Topper
by washertoppergiver May 1, 2021
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Pseudo-Washer

A person who just moistens hands after bathroom use. Soap is not used, and a shake of the hands is usually an attempt at drying them.

The 'Pseudo-Washer' usually does it for show, as not washing at all would affect their image.
Guy #1: "Hey, you didn't wash your hands. You barely got em' wet!"

Guy #2: "So? I'm a Pseudo-Washer! You mad bro?"
by jazz4 November 15, 2011
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Heather Washer

Probably the most stunning girl you will ever come in contact with. She will be-friend you quickly and steal your heart away. Be careful because this clever fox will seduce you into doing things you might not want to do.
by the one and only SAF August 26, 2012
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