Swiss Watermelon

A piece of fruit that has had holes drilled into it. Commonly put in the microwave and fucked as a form of masturbation.

Hey Tim, nice Swiss Watermelon. How long you been working on that? I think it's about time for a new one.

by Thegigginator March 15, 2017

Square watermelon

The ultimate insult no one can come back from

Joe “Steve you square watermelon”
Steve “I am defeated”

by Lana4smash October 17, 2019

Grand Bay Watermelon Festival

(Often to referred to the locals as simply "the watermelon festival".)

Every July 4th Grand Bay holds a Watermelon Festival at the baseball park west of town. Much like a local fair, there are games and activities in addition to lots of free watermelon, provided by the farmers of the community.

Some of the most popular events are the "largest watermelon contest" and the watermelon seed spitting contest.

"Are you guys going to the Grand Bay Watermelon Festival this year?"
"I don't know...it's always so hot..."
"Yeah, but there's plenty of free watermelon to cool you down!"

by Levi W. March 5, 2008

Watermelon

Watermelon is referring to male sperm that contains a lot of seeds (KIDS)

"I been drinking...watermelon"_Beyonce song Drunk In Love
Translation...I been sucking dick and he came in my mouth and I swallowed.

by Twerkaholicstl February 13, 2014

Watermelon sugar

anything that is trending for more time than should be.

Watermelon sugar has been watermelon sugar forever!

by fA1K0n March 6, 2021

watermelon fried chicken shit

When a huge black guy in the Ghetto takes a giant dump.

Sup homie? Si's tracking down the ave when I's sees a flithy chan tigah. Sah's serious. I's gotta go down a takes me a watermelon fried chicken shit. Damn nigga!

by Pollup December 25, 2007

watermelon jug

a large black penis

Wow look at tyrone's watermelon jug

by watermelonjug November 20, 2013