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Voldemort

A seriously mental dude who happens to like torturing and killing little children. Likes to make harry potter unomfortable with suggestive script lines and giggles about it later,yet still wishes he could have GAYMANSEX with said emo kid.
Harry Potter: "Holy SHIT! Sirius just pulled a Voldemort on me! That was NOT his wand in his pocket!"
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Voldemort

a fake person - two-faced - exactly like He-who-must-not-be-named himself.
"She's such a Voldemort. Bitch."

or

"Fucking Voldemort!!"
by a9k1 May 18, 2010
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Voldemorting

When you cum on your partner's forehead in the shape of a lightning scar and then kill their parents.
"Yeah it was totally awesome, I was gonna Voldemort her but I couldn't go through with it"
Voldemorting: The act of cumming on your partners forehead in the shape of a lightening scar and then killing their parents
by BatteryLow August 13, 2015
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The Voldemort

The Voldemort is a shaved pussy that is very dry and appears to have scales, thus having the appearance of the infamous villain from the Harry Potter series. The dry, scaly skin can easily be solved with lubricant and lotion.
Make sure you put some lotion on after you shave your pussy, or you'll have the Voldemort!
by JeJoMa November 7, 2010
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mention Voldemort

To say something not meant to be said in polite company, thereby committing a serious faux pas. To say something politically incorrect. From the arch-villain of the Harry Potter series, whose name is not supposed to be mentioned in civil wizarding company.
I was only talking about how we need animal protein in our meals ... did I mention Voldemort there?
by Fearman August 4, 2007
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Voldemort

"Dude look at him, he totally looks like Lord Voldemort!"
by Bemby January 3, 2008
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Voldemort

A villain whose primary goal is to kill children, but still for some reason or another fails to succeed.
"And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling kids!" -a Voldemort
by TheLordoftheDance March 10, 2009
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