"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas. And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
As used when using the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch “Read the book of Armaments, chapter 2, verses 9-21”
by The true July 11, 2021
Get the Book of Armaments, Chapter 2, verses 9-21mug. A verse in a song written by the musician for their spouse or SO, or is written about their SO.
Despite the name, the SO can actually be any gender.
I made this word up just now because I didn’t know if there was already a word. Plus, it sounds cute & wholesome to call it that. 🥺
Despite the name, the SO can actually be any gender.
I made this word up just now because I didn’t know if there was already a word. Plus, it sounds cute & wholesome to call it that. 🥺
by Superjuliam December 14, 2022
Get the Wife Versemug. by bananananaEater June 9, 2023
Get the verse bottommug. I wonder which is greater, all the stars in the sky or the cell-u-verse.
OMG, you should see my daughter's phone bill. I think see tried to call the cell-u-verse.
OMG, you should see my daughter's phone bill. I think see tried to call the cell-u-verse.
by poppilopo June 12, 2009
Get the cell-u-versemug. A 2D platformer game where you try to save the universe using time travel and other crazy shenanigans.
by Intelligent Noob February 7, 2024
Get the Gravi-Versemug. The name of an Asian who likes Taco Bell. Beta cuck who has such a way with Woman that they can’t help but run away. The only thing stronger then him is his over whelming hot dog smell when standing close to him. What he lacks in looks he makes up for in Weight weighing over almost 600 pounds and standing around 4,11. He is think he is cute and he is a beta
by Orosz99 January 26, 2020
Get the Kyler versemug. The equivalent of the marvel universe except with tiktokers with no fucking j*b. And even more j*bless losers that keep people updated on them.
by world scholar June 8, 2025
Get the Cookie Versemug.