after that night of drinking i needed a velocicraptor or i was going to make a mess of that bathroom
source: casey-boy's invention preston and steve show philadelphia
source: casey-boy's invention preston and steve show philadelphia
by djspork September 5, 2011
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The only good thing about running into a zombie velociraptor, is that it will eat you slowly from foot to head. (but thats not good at all)
The only way to kill a zombie velociraptor was developed by Sir AhoyNateo during his studies in the land of BullShit.
He found the easiest way to kill a zombie velociraptor is with a flaming britany spears because they are highly flammable. nevermind bramble spear.
The only good thing about running into a zombie velociraptor, is that it will eat you slowly from foot to head. (but thats not good at all)
The only way to kill a zombie velociraptor was developed by Sir AhoyNateo during his studies in the land of BullShit.
He found the easiest way to kill a zombie velociraptor is with a flaming britany spears because they are highly flammable. nevermind bramble spear.
*Nate:* a flaming zombie running around sounds f$%king hilarious.
*Flaming Zombie Velociraptor:* rawr raor raor raor I'M ON FIRE, YO!
*Flaming Zombie Velociraptor:* rawr raor raor raor I'M ON FIRE, YO!
by Ninjaroxursox November 4, 2010
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Velorecore or Dadaist Punk. Term coined by Geoff "Death Party Mountain" Kershaw in regards to Philadelphias dadaist punks HATCH. Hatch displayed a well of talent & creativity but never gained more than a cult following due to their unorthodox song structure and the fact that they only played a handful of shows a year. Much like velore track suits, which were nice but slightly off putting and never really appropriate.
"Hatch brought the genre of velorcore to the masses with their 1992 album, Ronald Reagan Forever"
- G. Kershaw
- G. Kershaw
by A.E. Dillinger December 16, 2006
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buddy: "man thom yorke's got velocilepsy eh?"
guy: "yeah i heard he caught it off that dude from the tragically hip"
guy: "yeah i heard he caught it off that dude from the tragically hip"
by #three July 4, 2008
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Half unlikable woman half flesh ripping lizard Identified by a hotter-than thou attitude and all around selfish behavior that seems to put down everyone she consider less attractive than her.
Common behaviour would be to show up to a social event or group setting and not communicate and judge everyone unfavorable by sterio-types
Natural habitat would be less attractive friends or equally trendy friends so she can feel good about her self.
Half unlikable woman half flesh ripping lizard Identified by a hotter-than thou attitude and all around selfish behavior that seems to put down everyone she consider less attractive than her.
Common behaviour would be to show up to a social event or group setting and not communicate and judge everyone unfavorable by sterio-types
Natural habitat would be less attractive friends or equally trendy friends so she can feel good about her self.
"why did that brunette just leave the table?"
"That veloci-hooker insulted my wranglers so I told her to find somewhere else to hang out, jesus there just pants."
"That veloci-hooker insulted my wranglers so I told her to find somewhere else to hang out, jesus there just pants."
by 5ronins December 8, 2009
Get the Veloci-hooker mug.When a city encourages people to ride bikes to help control traffic problems, but instead of giving a tax break to people that buy bikes, they create public bike rental programs in the downtown core in order to leech even more money off of the populace.
Ralph: "Ever try those BIXI bikes in downtown Montreal, they are everywhere, and real cheap to use"
Jean-Claude: Are you nuts, the taxpayer is paying for these things whether they are used or not, it is real Velociserfdom man, we are all slaves to this BS!!"
Jean-Claude: Are you nuts, the taxpayer is paying for these things whether they are used or not, it is real Velociserfdom man, we are all slaves to this BS!!"
by pmbear June 21, 2011
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