uttered

When someone gets so fucked up off of drugs or alcohol that they cannot function and are UTTERLY destroyed!

"Dammit man! Handle your drugs!"
"I can't - I'm fucking uttered!"

by Rump January 30, 2004

Rubber utter

Rubber Utter:
Take a nut filled condom; poke hole in, cut off, or tear small hole in in the end. You or your partner then proceeds to milk it by squirting nut on breasts and or face like one is decorating a cake.

She wanted some man-sauce on her tits after I had already left my nut in the condom. So I took it and gave her the rubber utter.

by DWK December 26, 2007

utterly butterly

Margerine that tastes like butter, but is actually margerine.

"Oh my good gosh, I honestly can not believe it is not butter" *dies of shock*

by pj1234 December 8, 2004

Utter Shower Of Cunts

an absolute twat, or group of twats that think they are better or cooler than everybody else

"omfg look at that utter shower of cunts, they havent even got an apple tini"

by ZooLanderr August 5, 2008

utter-nipples

1.)cow nipples; the nipples on a cows utter

2.)big gross nipples; usually belong to old or obese people or just a plain fag

1.) have a cow? milk its utter-nipples

2.)paige: look at that fat ass jessica. she has the biggest utter-nipples
connor: i think she has four

by paigeandconnor May 5, 2006

utterly stupid

When someone is so stupid, that you can't understand how or why they could say or do such things.

Stacey is the most utterly stupid person that I have ever heard in my entire life.

by Im here for some reason. May 27, 2017

complete and utter fag

this guy who posted my name so i have to post back

"Hey complete and utter fag--I mean, Mike."

by Pete October 7, 2003