meditation upon a broomstick

When someone shoves a broomstick into their anus, as if it was a dildo.

"Who's up for some meditation upon a broomstick?" asked John.
"I bet that will feel good!" said Mary.

by coleslaw696969 September 6, 2017

Fucked upon

A (slang) term referring to the act of being fucked up and on to deliberately in that order.

You are so bad at this game, get fucked upon.

by Chickmagnet112 August 22, 2021

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Newton-Upon-Rawcliffe

A tiny village with no significance in the North Yorkshire Moors with a pub that has no significance anymore ran by an overweight soon-to-have-a-heart-attack man. In general Newton is a very dreary village mostly containing over 45 year old's that are in their mid-life crisis. The kids in the village either down at the local park (the only fun place in the village)
or indoors cause it rains all the time, or doing shitty homework given to them by a shitty school, ran by a shitty headteacher
Kid 1: You wanna go teh park later after I've had tea.

Kid 2: Yeah be out in a bi(t), got nout to do.

Known as Hillbilly Heaven with stories about it all the time such as being a place full of backstabbers. However there are some perks to living here. 1. Tractor Rally (Always good to watch) 2. Not worrying about getting shot or stabbed (it is England). On the other hand there are negatives: 1. Nothing to do EVER! 2. some farmers are moody as shit that are shite to talk with. 3. Watch out for Sheep Shaggers.

Newton-Upon-Rawcliffe
Man 1: I'm off teh pub in New-on later wanna grab a few pints.

Man 2: I'm fine tah mate, bloody dull village, sheep shaggers all ower

by mc.rib246 February 12, 2020

roll upon roll of

It means a chain of or cluster of fruits

When you look at right corn, you see roll upon roll of juccy kernels , um all those tiny little yellow squares that people eat .

by Juicy Lennon May 4, 2018

price upon request

actually refers to any product that is produced only for editorials and is never actually put into production for consumer purchase. So, instead of “Price Upon Request”, the phrase should actually read “This Product Doesn’t Actually Exist for Purchase At All”

I have been reading fashion magazines since I was a teenager and have always wondered what the phrase “Price Upon Request” meant when printed next to the product details on a high-fashion editorial

by andrianzy April 8, 2017