unicorn turds

an expletive used in the Potter Puppet pals; wizard swear.

Harry Potter: Lose some weight before you hug me, Ron.

Ron Weasley: Unicorn Turds.

by voldemort's nipple March 12, 2009

mexican unicorn

A late twenties/early thirties young Mexican woman who has never been married and doesn't have any kids. It's unheard of, making her a Mexican unicorn. When you find one, snag her and keep her!

Mom, I met a girl named Josephine and she's 31 with no kids.

Mom: Is she married?

No mom. She's a good catholic girl.

Mom: She's a Mexican unicorn. Marry her son.

by Locomotive November 30, 2014

Precious Unicorn

Coronavirus: somebody who flouts government regulations but, when stricter measures enacted due to people breaking government regulations vociferously blames government.

Andy: Bob has strong views on government Coronavirus regulations...
Don: yeah, but don’t you know he’s a precious unicorn

by Gerry Halliwell November 1, 2020

Blind Unicorn

Sit on ones head with a erection, placing the testicles in the eyes.

I sat on this chicks head and put my nuts in her eyes while I had a boner, I gave her the 'blind unicorn'.

by Jeff DuffKnee October 6, 2005

Unicorny

A word used to describe little girl tv shows/movies that involve imaginary creatures such as unicorns or rainbow ponies

My sister made me watch a princess movie and it was very unicorny

by WaffleCohn May 6, 2011

Unicorn Poop

A large assortment, about twenty or more of colorful gumballs all fused together through chewing, creating a colorful, gooey, juicy mess.

Having too large of an amount of Unicorn Poop can cause you to choke from its juicyness, size, and amazing rainbow colorness.

or

"Ghlkjae-amah" Andrew mumbled. "What did he say?" asked Sam. "Oh, I don't know, he's obviously choking on unicorn poop." Kenny replied.

by Riotfish October 14, 2010

dirty dead unicorn

The act of a wife killing her husband and cutting his dick off. Then proceeds to sew it on his forehead and ride his dick like a unicorn horn while simultaneously shitting in his mouth.

My wife is going to dirty dead unicorn me if get another hooker pregnant.

by NecroUnicorn September 20, 2018