twotalkedface

when someone act diffrent/ talks diffrent online or through text messages. usally very shy in person, but extremly talkative in texts or online things.

Last night when i was texting him he was so talkative, now he barely can have a conversation, hes so twotalkedface.

by i likeyooou. October 28, 2009

Twotonium

Twotonium is any type of jewelry, "bling", or "ice" that has both gold and silver tones. Twotonium jewelry frequently features an excessively elaborate collection of diamonds. Twotonium is often worn by celebrities, rappers, and other "baller" types with cash to burn.

Son, look at my new twotonium chain and tell me this isn't the hotness.

by K-Eezzy October 15, 2008

Twotswatting

A girl who prevents another girl from getting laid.

Like CockBlocking for girls.

Originally from Dane Cook stand up

Jenny: Wow Kelly why'd you tell that guy I had a boyfriend, I could've brought him home, you need to stop Twotswatting.

Kelly: Hah.

by True Fantasy Football Boss January 10, 2010

Twotblock

when one girl really wants to screw the quarterback but her friend ruins it by saying something that makes him want to mingle elsewhere.

What the hell julie?! you totally just twotblocked me!

by the deconstructionalizer March 26, 2010

Twoticus

Used to describe a very annoying person or stupid person. Can be used in frustration and derives from the word twot

Max Gladwin is such a twoticus

by Ohio the Gggggreat June 19, 2018

Twotwaffle

A low-key dick. Behaves in a dickish way over petty things for no other reason than that they're a twotwaffle. This is taken to the point where others look upon them as weak or pathetic.

G: Why has the milk been left out?
K: I'm making cereal.
G: YOU BETTER PUT IT BACK WHEN YOU'VE FINISHED WITH IT!
Everyone else: He's such a twotwaffle.

by Agentthot February 4, 2021

twotomorrow

The day after tomorrow.

Hey John when is the football game?
Twotomorrow.

by taxitaco January 1, 2023