A bunch of guys who are complete assholes for no apparent reason other than pissing off everyone around them.
by TiggsFTW January 26, 2010
Get the Tool Crew mug.a lightly veiled insult. Typically it is broken into two sections, tool and naw, where tool means a dag and naw refers to a sympathetic gesture towards the dagginess of the person.
by adorable373 April 6, 2010
Get the Toolnaw mug.1. when someone looks like a complete tool in pictures
2. the ability to determine the toolness of a person based on their photos
note: tool level varies by who takes the picture, where the picture is taken, and where the picture can be found.
2. the ability to determine the toolness of a person based on their photos
note: tool level varies by who takes the picture, where the picture is taken, and where the picture can be found.
Did you see his new profile pic?
You mean the shirtless, sideways hat, cell phone picture in the mirror shot?
Yeah. He's so toologenic!
You mean the shirtless, sideways hat, cell phone picture in the mirror shot?
Yeah. He's so toologenic!
by Shanda Leier December 8, 2010
Get the toologenic mug.A person who feels the need to make sure absolutely everyone knows it's THEIR birthday. These people will constantly remind everyone they make eye contact with, and count down through their facebook statuses several days in advance. Even though everyone has a birthday, they feel that theirs is somehow equivalent to a national holiday.
Birthday tools can easily be spotted by dramatic ensembles, including fluffy tiaras, an excessive amount of balloons, cakes, etc.
Birthday tools can easily be spotted by dramatic ensembles, including fluffy tiaras, an excessive amount of balloons, cakes, etc.
Birthday tool: ZOMG MY BIRTHDAY IS IN 6 DAYS!!!!1!!!1!
Normal Person: ...Cool.
on actual date of birthday:
Birthday tool: GUESS WHAT YOU GUYS?! TODAY'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
Normal person: Too bad you announced that 8 times already.
Normal Person: ...Cool.
on actual date of birthday:
Birthday tool: GUESS WHAT YOU GUYS?! TODAY'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
Normal person: Too bad you announced that 8 times already.
by i.have.no.name. November 4, 2009
Get the birthday tool mug.A master of all trades; to be devilishly handsome or ravishingly beautiful. O'Toole's are part time gods. They get what they want. More or less a general bad ass. To O'Toole someone is to give them the greatest pleasure they have ever experienced.
"Wow! So few people can get away with that, you must be an O'Toole."
"I had the greatest night last night, he O'Tooled me to the extreme for over four hours straight!"
"I had the greatest night last night, he O'Tooled me to the extreme for over four hours straight!"
by Go UCLA January 1, 2008
Get the O'Toole mug.by benanner April 18, 2007
Get the tool army mug.1. Someone who tries too hard, a poser.
2. Someone who can't think for themselves.
3. A person, typically male, who says or does things that cause you to give them a 'what-are-you-even-doing- here' look. The 'what-are-you-even-doing- here' look is classified by a glare in the tool's direction and is usually accompanied by muttering of how big of a tool they are. The tool is usually someone who is unwelcome but no one has the balls to tell them to get lost. The tool is alwasys making comments that are out-of-place, out-of-line or just plain stupid. The tool is always trying too hard to fit in, and because of this, never will. However, the tool may be useful because you can use them for things; money, rides, ect.
4. Anyone who speaks in a purposely deeper voice than usual to emphasize any point.
5. Matt of Lacombe, Ab.
2. Someone who can't think for themselves.
3. A person, typically male, who says or does things that cause you to give them a 'what-are-you-even-doing- here' look. The 'what-are-you-even-doing- here' look is classified by a glare in the tool's direction and is usually accompanied by muttering of how big of a tool they are. The tool is usually someone who is unwelcome but no one has the balls to tell them to get lost. The tool is alwasys making comments that are out-of-place, out-of-line or just plain stupid. The tool is always trying too hard to fit in, and because of this, never will. However, the tool may be useful because you can use them for things; money, rides, ect.
4. Anyone who speaks in a purposely deeper voice than usual to emphasize any point.
5. Matt of Lacombe, Ab.
Matt is such a fucking tool, he tries way too hard to fit in, and always says really stupid shit in that retarded deep voice.
by H. Jazz May 19, 2008
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