twoché

When someone earns two touchés in a row, the second one becomes a twoché.

Tom: Hey Nick, you sort of look like Thom Yorke.
Nick: No, I have 2 proper eyes.
Tom: Touché.
Nick: Technically, he has 1 1/2 eyes.
Tom: Twoché.

by Tomo-L August 12, 2008

twooot

to write a tweet and hit send and fart/shit at the same time

(has 3 o's, not two... thats gay)

Person1: "man I just twoooted"
Person2: "yea man it smells change your pants

____________

"WHO THE FUCK JUST TWOOOTED IN MY NEW CAR!!"

by jrobison69 September 13, 2011

Twooking

When you are taking a shit and you either twitter or facebook while in progress of laying it down. The " tw" part is twitter. The " oo" part is for poop. The "ok" part is facebook.

You might be curious what someone is posting on facebook or twitter and you login while you are taking a shit then that is when you have been twooking.

by BONZAI-15 December 31, 2011

TWOOP

TWOOP... Two Hoops or Twin Hoops
When you use 2 hula hoops at the same time

I am a Twooper (a hula hooper that plays with twin hoops, two hoops)
If you are a Hula Hooper & you have Two hoops then you could say you are a TWOOPer and you TWOOP and you go out TWOOPing.
"Hey let's go out Twooping in the park and practice some new Twoop moves!"
"Wow those moves were Twoop-tastic"

by JuJu26 May 14, 2015

twoof

two of

yo mario, give me twoof those subs bruh

by biscunty September 28, 2018

Finn Toohey

he has a half Windsor knot, carries a briefcase everywhere, his teeth are still not fully developed yet, and his hair looks like he just woke up.

Person 1: Who was the person who made the 56 page revision powerpoint?
Person 2: Finn Toohey, who else would waste their whole day doing that lol.

by OXFORD DlCTlONARY March 23, 2022

twoob

Twat+n00b=Twoob.
A very fun insult to use.

'Oh shut up you Twoob!'
'That guy from summer camp is such a twoob.'

by Shackalacka July 20, 2008