Off a Twizzler

When someone is acting inappropriately, or when an inanimate object acts out of character, or unexpectedly

My playstation says it will take 13 hours to download fortnite, shits off a twizzler

by Carl Meageington July 6, 2022

twizzler

another name for oral gratification... as in makes mouths happy.

buddy #1 "hey homie, howd last nite go? you get balls deep?"

buddy #2 "nah, she wouldnt let me, but she did give me some twizzler."

by eggburt moustaffa January 23, 2009

Turkish Tounge Twizzler

When your laying on your back with legs in the air and Sarah sticks her tounge up your ass and licks out the kebab you ate earlier.

Got a lovely Turkish Tounge Twizzler last night off Sarah. She had Doner Kebab all over her lips, nasty bitch

by Doo1doo2doo3 November 2, 2016

Twizzler

Synonym of twin which is a replacement for bruh which is shot for brother/friend

“Me and my Twizzler are heading to the party down the street”

by Anthony__Stifler September 12, 2021

Stinky Twizzler

Wrapping your flaccid penis around someone else's erect penis and a third man masturbates and ejaculates on both of the other men's penises.

Kevin "Dude, last night, Diego, Nathan, and I did a stinky twizzler and it was interesting."

Grady "Damn, let me join next time."

by whalefucker01 October 3, 2024

twizzler

Twizzlern stands for rolling up some weed

- Roll that j up cuz

- Let's twizzler one

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by 1828 hood signs May 30, 2019

twizzlered

Twisted and slizzered put together

Oh man I smoked 9 bowls and did a kegstand, I'm so twizzlered

Did you see how twizzlered that chick was? She should've held the beer bong

by Carbon6595 November 2, 2010