man bag tragedy

a man bag tragedy occurs when
A, you find yourself purchasing one.
B, when man bag strap becomes an over the shoulder boulder holder
C, when a young man of a chavvy attire accompanies his outfit with a small bag that has capacity for the essentials.
D, when an addidas tracksuit is accompanied by an addidas man bag, a polo and a nos balloon.
E, pretending to not care when wearing a man bag that does nothing to contribute to your masculinity

'oh that man bag looks so cool'
'dont suppose youve got a manpon in your man bag'
steve 'hey that man bag is so much better than mine' James 'yes it really brings out the colour in my puff'
'hey look theres an undercover homo with a man bag tragedy'

by leroymarshall May 19, 2013

tragedies

The opposite of jokes; the antithesis of cool. Invented by Nerdfighter John Green.

Hey, remember when you stole my ex-girlfriend? That was really tragedies.

by valerie2776 April 22, 2008

tragesty

some terribly sad calamity; a combination of tragedy and travesty

"I broke my nail... what a tragesty!"

by Aimee C. September 28, 2005

twanger

A small instrument made from an egg box, or empty tissue box with elastic bands as used and made by the cast of 'Rainbow'

I used my twanger in orchestra practise last night.

by Cecilia February 12, 2004

Twade smash

(n)A powerful act of aggression and violence which carries with it no actual need to be violent...to perform the Twade smash implies the person doing the smash to carry out an act of violence with extreme aggression and power.

Yo if you keep fucking with me I gonna give you the Twade smash

by franco24 February 7, 2009

tiny tragedy

a man with a small penis.

Dude...look at Dave's tiny tragedy!!

by Kim February 18, 2005

Attraction to Tragedy

Possesing a harsh amount of Idiocy, lacking motor skills in everyday happenings such as social interaction, empathy, and/or role model behaviors.
Generally unreasonably aggressive for no apparent reason; irrational.

What's with those people who act like retards but aren't actually special?
Oh, they just have an Attraction To Tragedy...

by JesusPuppyTheNarrowSighted June 29, 2010