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twaget

A portmaneau, combining Twilight, the sparkly vampire movie, and fagget, a horrible, deragatory term, generally reserved for homosexuals. Usually, this word is used on males, though, I suppose a female could be a "twaget"
Boy 1: I saw New Moon! It was great!
Boy 2: Fucking twaget!
by MisterBoone December 1, 2009
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twagedy

1) The trauma experienced by rabid fans when their favorite star cancels their Twitter account.

2) Any major, bad news announced and/or broadcast on someone's Twitter page. Usually by an attention grubbing/starved celebrity, pseudo celeb or friend of a celeb.

3) The pain felt by Elmer Fudd's relatives when an anvil blow to the head finally kills him.
1) Miley Cyrus fans felt profound twagedy when she cancelled her Twitter account.

2) Janet Jackson is such a tweetfreak she had to be the first in her family to tweet the twagedy of her brother's death moments after the family was notified.

3) It was shockingwy twagic to wose Ewmer to an anviw stwike after he had taken so many hits for so wong in stwide.
by Tenacious Faulker October 23, 2009
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twogether

Couple that doesnt' believe in "soul mates" or the traditional relationship, but they want to be known as one. They are know as being twogether .
Did you know Bob and Carol are twogether?
by Da Capt May 29, 2009
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twage

Rage expressed entirely using Twitter. Perjorative use: anger that is not sufficient to warrant actual effort in expressing in real life, on blog posts or in other long forms, and thus is expressed in a Tweet.
There is a lot of twage about the Budget.
by dacamper July 20, 2016
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menage-a-twage

same as a menage a trois which is french for threesome..
it includes 3 people in a sexual act. 2 guys 1 girl or 2 girls and 1 guy...
Lloyd Banks in his song Get Low
he has the sentense:
For menage-a-twage, you know the usual
And if you do me maybe i'll do you
by MagnuMizer October 3, 2006
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Twagot

A fagot who reads and/or watches Twilight. Can also be someone who is obsessed with said series.
Dude, Ryan met that new girl, who turned him into a Twagot...
by Igotaevo April 7, 2009
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Twagey

A Mack Spliff. A Boss Head. Mona Lisa's Dildo.
I had two burn on Leroys twagey then straight gouched for an hour cho get me?
by MadMunk October 30, 2010
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