Win da turd

"Win the third period" with a French accent. A phrase spoken by Vancouver Canucks winger Alex Burrows, who was doing color commentary while rehabbing his shoulder.

“All we ‘ave to do is win da turd.”

by neilhd April 7, 2011

Amber turd's

A narcissistic b#$&@ that files abuse lawsuits on her partner for no reason while shitting on stand also Amber Turd's

Amber turd's is a girl that shits in bed

by URMOMISSUSSYAMONGUSඞඞඞඞඞඞURMOM June 15, 2022

Tiredrifter

An illegal immigrant who finds a way into America nautically

"Everyone constantly criticizes President Trump for not protecting these tiredrifters invading America!"

by Chuckyboy143 August 14, 2018

i'm tired

Really? So am i. So I thought I'd define this although I realize as I type this that very few people will ever read this.

I'm tired, I think i'll try to go to sleep.

by starky April 10, 2008

kolo toured

To attempt at something but fail miserably.

I tried to clear the ball out of the box but Kolo Toured it and scored in my own net.

by JGenzy February 14, 2014

Turd Tour

Pooping on a different floor or building so your coworkers won’t know the demonic things you’re capable of.

“Man, I just saw Shawn enter the third floor men’s washroom. Definitely took a turd tour, trying to make it look like someone on the third floor look like a serial office poo’er”

“One of the third floor guys came to the fourth floor then saw it was occupied and got turd tour road blocked.”

by officeworklife July 1, 2015

turd moth

Someone who uses a claim that they are a Type A personality or an Alpha to explain something they did.

Person 1: Why are you doing that for?

Person 2: Im a Type A, its what we do.

Person 1: You're a fucking turd moth.

by Actual Ltd. November 5, 2022