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i_bark_at_trumpets 

A bad bittie with a waist on thinna. This person usually is a liberal and a very good cook if you know what I mean wink wink 😉
Oh I saw an I_bark_at_trumpets today they looked nice.

trumpirism 

(n): the belief that political office is an opportunity for self enrichment.
The new Senator is engaging in trumpirism. Please sign this petition today.
trumpirism by Witless in Seattle February 3, 2017

Sparsely populated trumpets

This is when Trumps supporters die down and everyone regrets not choosing hillary
Shit now it's all sparsely populated trumpets. I wish I voted hillary

Trumptistic 

A suppotter of trump that acts and looks autistic
That man is trumptistic
Trumptistic by Bush$did$911! September 28, 2017

Trumpetized 

1. The act of being traumatized by Trump in any way, shape or form.

2. The realization that half your family wanted him to be President, and you can't opt out of sharing DNA with them.

3. The sneaking suspicion that you've traveled to a darker, non-sensical timeline in one of the many alternate universes, where Trump is President and people are ok with that.
"I am deeply trumpetized by all these negative tweets about me. Fire those rockets!" - Kim Jong-Un.
Trumpetized by quadcopter May 24, 2017

Donaldus Johnson Trumpicus

The full name of the former US President commonly referred to as "Donald J. Trump"
Person 1: Bro what's trump's full name?
Person 2: It's Donaldus Johnson Trumpicus