Tory Lanez

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Tory Lanez lost his hairline at the tender age of 17 and he's been slowly becoming the g.o.a.t. ever since.
#Fargo #MemoriesDon'tDie

by imadethisaccountforonedefiniti February 3, 2018

post meal torpor

The heavy sleepiness you experience after a very large meal. PMT frequently strikes after lunch during the 'graveyard shift'.

Man, that apple pie has really given me post meal torpor.

by RJH August 26, 2006

National Give Sloppy Toppy To Evan Day

March 13th is National Give Sloppy Toppy To Evan Day. Give him top!

Me and my homies are going to use our "National Give Sloppy Toppy To Evan Day" on guillotines and oreos. Too bad we can’t afford the milk

by evxnkndy March 13, 2021

Torey

A nice wonderful person that might be insecure on the inside but doesn't show on the outside. The person is nice and generous but will be mean if it comes to it. Will help out friends and will always keep it 100 with you all day everyday.

"Your so nice!!!! Your such a Torey"

by -AD October 25, 2016

Boston Torpedo

The act of molding your feces into a phallic shape, freezing it, and fucking someone with it.

She wanted me to spice things up, so I gave her a boston torpedo.

by belfastbomber February 3, 2010

Transphobic Torpedophile

Type of weaponry called a transphasic torpedo from star trek, it is very effective against many hostile ships. Except it happens to be transphobic and is a pedophile

Incoming Transphobic Torpedophiles!

by Suoerfish July 23, 2017

Tory lies

Untruths, mainly political. Comes from the English Conservative (Tory) party who were once led by Margaret Thatcher.

These figures are not true, they are in fact Tory lies.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003