by Bradibulbus June 18, 2011
Also-Oatmeal Child, Soatsy Mcclure
Someone who lacks the mental capacity to chew and swallow anything with more substance than oatmeal. See retard. Often times, the Kid will lack all common sense, and joins the Air Force.
Someone who lacks the mental capacity to chew and swallow anything with more substance than oatmeal. See retard. Often times, the Kid will lack all common sense, and joins the Air Force.
by Dantron June 21, 2005
A sexual act involving two girls and a guy. The girl proceeds to suck on the male's cock until she can't take it anymore and has to throw up. She then moves over to the other girl in the threesome and vomits into her vagina. From there, the man has to go down on that girl and eat out the warmed puke--the ghetto oatmeal.
Jane cooked up some ghetto oatmeal in her vaginal oven. Dick gobbles up every last drop of the syruppy excretion. Just like grandma used to make...
by OMGsickness April 20, 2006
student1: then when I brought the oatmleal packet home, it was so badly wrapped half of it fell out!
student2: that sucks!
teacher: go to the principals office, I know the oatmeal code, I used it in high school.
student2: that sucks!
teacher: go to the principals office, I know the oatmeal code, I used it in high school.
by joe725 April 21, 2007
A female ass that is so nice you would eat oatmeal off of it. A qualifying oatmeal booty usually involves a smaller girl with a beautiful ass.
by wsucougar08 August 20, 2007
The act of stuffing a womans vagina with warm oatmeal, having sex and ejaculating inside her, then eating the oatmeal and baby batter mixture as it oozes out of her.
Last night my girl asked me if i wanted an oatmeal creampie. I'll never look at a little debbie the same way again.
by sasquatch361 March 20, 2011
This one gets tricky..
You have a woman (or man) lie flat on their back on the floor. They proceed to pull their knees to their forehead resulting in their rectum being in the upward position and level with the world. Their anus is then gaped open allowing things to be inserted.
You poor in the oatmeal, followed by your choice of milk or water. Eat it quick to have it cold or give it a few minutes to rise to body temp!
You have a woman (or man) lie flat on their back on the floor. They proceed to pull their knees to their forehead resulting in their rectum being in the upward position and level with the world. Their anus is then gaped open allowing things to be inserted.
You poor in the oatmeal, followed by your choice of milk or water. Eat it quick to have it cold or give it a few minutes to rise to body temp!
by SlightRacism April 07, 2020