Bible-thumper

A person who generally adheres strictly to the Bible, Scripture, or New Testament. Usually found in Southern states, North Carolina, Florida, Texas, Louisiana, etc., etc.... Bible-Thumpers usually allow themselves to be seen as "God-fearing" Christians, but once they're behind closed doors will talk trash about everyone in their neighborhood. They usually try to shove their beliefs down everyones' throats and hate people who are different (Gays, Jews, Wiccans, etc., etc...).

STAY CLEAR OF THEM. POINT BLANK.

"Hey, I'm going over to Sally's today."
"Oh? I hear her parents are Bible-Thumpers."
"Really? That explains a lot..."
"Watch out. The minute they start preaching about how you're always committing a sin, and that if you don't get saved soon you'll burn in hell, get the fuck out of there."
"Will do, will do."

by IMissTheSilence November 3, 2009

Tub-Thumper

Someone that annoyingly argues an irrelevant point in forums.

Quit being a Tub-Thumper and stay on topic!

by Scotty J. August 24, 2006

Bible Thumper

An extremely fanatical religous zealot,
often characterized by their constant refences to the bible and their intent on converting everyone in a 100 mile radius.
They are essentially the same as Islamic fundamentalists, with the same religous zeal and fantacism.
"Hands that help are far better than lips that pray."

1. Religous Fundamentalist are contributing to the partisan bickerings that are hurting America.

by Michael C. L. July 9, 2005

donut thumper

A synonym for a bitch-ass lesbian. As lesbians don't possess a penis (most of them anyway), they end up thumping donuts.

That cunt wouldn't suck me off last night.....I think she may be a donut thumper.

by cuddy May 13, 2005

scripture-thumper

Someone who will beat you over the head with whatever text they hold most sacred—be that the Bible, the Communist Manifesto, "Atheism: The Case Against God," or "Stranger in a Strange Land"—until you agree with them on all points.

"A religious debate? No thanks; they bring out all the scripture-thumpers."

by Qit February 26, 2004

bible thumper

An uber-christian. Quotes the bible. Also see George W.Bush

Ned Flanders is a bible thumper.

by Fucka January 3, 2004

bible thumper

Some ass clown who tries to convert people to his version of Christianity, using a book he's too ignorant and incompetent to fully comprehend. Fully ignorant of the historical, cultural and literary context of the Bible. Every Bible thumper gives the South a bad name. We're not all like that down here, promise y'all that.

The Bible thumper told me I was going to Hell, so I gave him my rosary and told him to pray for me.

by zomgwhat October 2, 2008